Grant MacDonald
Jake
He's my best friend Jake
We used to go swimming at the lake
In the hot sun we used to bake
He's my best friend Jake
In the fields he used to plow
We'd go swimming naked in the watering hole
Reach deep into each other's souls
Growing up he had many a cow
He started with little pigs and wanted a sow
Ended up trading on the Dow
MNA's and IPO's always one of the boys
At the Corvette shop he used to find lots of toys
And bedded a lot of boys
I miss my buddy I miss him so
Off to war he did go
The way they treated him is really low
Miss my buddy I miss him so
Till death do we part
He'll always be in my heart
The love of my life from beginning to end
He'll always be my best friend
Aww shucks paw
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