My horse done got bit by a snake
And we got many-a-more mile to go
What could I do but-but to bite out the poison?
Sucking, sucking, sucking
Sucking the poison from my horse's leg

We've ridden many-a-mile and many-a-more mile to go
Along on the trail a wild hombre did appear
And unzipped his fly
And implied
"Shucks, Luke, it's been a while since I've had another guy"

Along on the trail another wild hombre did appear
And unzipped his fly
Sucking, sucking, sucking, sucking
Sucking and sucking
I'm the sucking cowboy
Sucking and sucking and sucking
Sucking and sucking and sucking

My horse done got bit by a snake
And we've got many-a-more mile to go
What could I do but to bite out the poison?
Sucking and sucking and sucking
The poison from my horse's leg
Along on the trial another wild hombre did appear
And unzipped his fly
I'm the sucking cowboy
Sucking and sucking and sucking
Sucking and sucking and sucking

My snake-bit horse has covered many-a-mile
With many-a-more mile to go
Sucking and sucking and sucking
I'm the sucking cowboy
Sucking and sucking and sucking

Shucks, along rides another wild hombre
And wonders "what the hell?"
I'm trying to save my snake-bit horse
We've traveled many-a-mile
With many-a-more mile to go
He undoes his fly
And I'm the sucking cowboy
Sucking, sucking, sucking
Deeper, deeper, and deeper

Me and my horse have died
Me and my horse have died

To my surprise, I've been revived
Seems an hombre done saved our lives
All I could do is to look into his eyes
As this hombre's lips done melted on mine
How could two cowboys fall into each others arms
And realize that love is so real between two guys?
I reckon so, Luke, my love for you is no fluke
Wild hombre, ya sure are fine