[Verse 1: Ian]
It was the year 2005, YouTube had just begun
So we made a video, just for fun
We lip synced the Pokémon theme, we thought it was alright
But randomly, some dick removed it, claiming copyright

[Chorus: Anthony, Ian]
(Pokémon, you don't know the law)
Why can't you see? It was a parody
(Pokémon)
Oh, you used to be cool 'til you turned into a tool
(Pokémon, you can go to hell)
It got tons of views, your legal team's full of noobs
Mess with me and I'll teach you
Pokémon!
(Try to sue us now)
Try to sue us now
Yeah

[Verse 2: Ian]
Had 24 million views
The most viewed on YouTube's space
But the legal douches flagged it
Robbed our rightful place
Let's kick their ass, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm-in-arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream
[Chorus: Anthony, Ian]
(Pokémon, you don't know the law)
Why can't you see? It was a parody
(Pokémon)
Oh, you used to be cool 'til you turned into a tool
(Pokémon, you can go to hell)
It got tons of views, your legal team's full of noobs
Mess with me and I'll teach you
Pokémon!

[Buildup: Anthony, Ian]
(Try to sue us now) Try to sue us now
Try to sue us now
Try to sue us now
Try to sue us now, yeah

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus: Anthony, Ian]
(Pokémon, you don't know the law)
Why can't you see? It was a parody
(Pokémon)
Oh, you used to be cool, 'til you turned into a tool
(Pokémon, you can go to hell)
It got tons of views, your legal team's full of noobs
Mess with me and I'll teach you
Pokémon!
[Outro: Anthony, Ian]
(Try to sue us now) Try to sue us now
Pokémon!