[Verse 1]
We're all just happy lying to ourselves
But at least we're not some sad, sad sucker: they're alone
Welcome to your new family
I will show you to your room
You'll know it well
I am here to help
Buy you all your wildest dreams

[Chorus]
'Cause we're all just happy lying to ourselves
But at least we're not alone
Yeah, we're all just happy frolicking through hell
But at least we're not some sad, sad sucker: they're alone

[Verse 2]
There she is my lovely bride-to-be
Pulled her up from poverty
Dire hair and teeth
If that isn't love
Love's a thing that I don't need

[Chorus]
'Cause we're all just happy lying to ourselves
But at least we're not alone
Yeah, we're all just happy frolicking through hell
But at least we're not some sad, sad sucker: they're alone
[Verse 3]
Love me with your wallet, baby
Love me with your checkbook
Nothing is wrong, nothing is wrong
Oh-oh-oh
Lonley people staying lonley
Lonely people will pay
Laugh at it all, laugh at it all, oh-oh-oh-oh

[Chorus]
'Cause we're all just happy lying to ourselves
But at least we're not alone
Yeah, we're all just happy frolicking through hell
But at least we're not some sad, sad fucker: they're alone

[Outro]
Alone, alo-one
Alone, oh-oh-oh-oh
Alone, oh-oh-oh
Alone, oh-oh-oh-oh