Curt: Ready for our version of a party song? Are y'all ready? Hey, can I hear y’all in the back y'all ready out there? Alright, you say no, well how about this. We're gonna take y’all on a little trip to a land called Hoogie-Boogie Land.​

Curt: Hey Sparky, hey SPARKY!

Sparky: Yeah man what's up?

Curt: Hey man you wanna do, us, the band, and all these people here a favor take us on a trip, to a magical land?

Sparky: Yeah, sure man, what do you think?

Curt: Huh. Ah. Let's go, to Hoogie Boogie... Hoogie-Boogie Land? Where you gonna go, lemme hear you in the back!

Hoogie-Boogie Land!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, let's goooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Spark it up Sparkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
And take me where I do not have a caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare!
To Hoogie-Boogie La-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand!
Where life is always graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand!
So spark it up Sparky, take us to Hoogie-Boogie La-ha-hand!

'Cause in Hoogie-Boogie Land, there is no war!
There is no hate!
Can y'all relate?
So spark it up Sparky
And take us where all we want to beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
To Hoogie-Boogie La-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand!
Y'know in Hoogie-Boogie Land, that's where life is always grand!
So spark it up Sparky
And take me to Hoogie-Boogie Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-ha-haaaand!
Where life is always grand!

So spark it up Sparky
And take us to Hoogie-Boogie Land, Hoogie-Boogie Land, Hoogie-Boogie Land, Hoogie-Boogie Land, Hoogie-Boogie Land, Hoogie-Boogie Land, Hoogie-Boogie La-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand!
So spark it up Sparky, and take us where we all want to beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
To Hoogie-Boogie La-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaaand!

’Cause in Hoogie-Boogie Land we have no war!
We have no hate!
Can y’all relate?
Hoogie-Boogie Land, Hoogie-Boogie Land, Hoogie-Boogie Land, Hoogie-Boogie Land, Hoogie-Boogie Land, Hoogie-Boogie La-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand!

So spark it up Sparky, and take us to Hoogie-Boogie Land!
'Cause in HOOGIE-BOOGIE LAND, LIFE IS ALWAYS GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
Hoogie-Boogie Land, Hoogie-Boogie Land, Hoogie-Boogie Land, Hoogie-Boogie Land, Hoogie-Boogie La-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand!
To Hoogie-Boogie Land we will all gooooooooooooo!

Woo! Hoogie-Boogie Land! Woo!