[Intro: Complete]
You’re so fucking fat!

[Hook Complete]
I guess I drank too much
(Drank too mu-u-uch)
‘Cause I woke up with a fat bitch
I said that it ain’t true love
(It ain’t true lo-o-ove)
And chucked her out the door with a sandwich
I don’t know what to to
(What should I do?)
‘Cause I woke up with a fat bitch
She knows where I live, I’m screwed
(Ahhh!)
I woke up with a fat bitch

[Verse 1: Sever]
Here’s a Mars or Snickers, yeah, they’re kept in her knickers
I dropped the panty in her world and got vicious, not Wishes
When she comes, she comes vicious, I’m so drunk, she’s delicious
Suspicious cunt, like a cactus when it scratchеs and itches
You ain’t my missus, [?]
You got the chubbiest gut, plus you’rе chunky as fuck
Too much love for me, hon
You’re the size of a truck, [?], she throws up the poor guy from Pizza Hut (Special delivery)
Jesus, bro, she’s gone, and I feel like I’m in pain
Like my dick is on fire, and I’m pissin’ by [?]
Who is to blame? I wasn’t wearing protections
Now I’m learning my lesson with these burning erections
Takin’ a piss test, no fuckin’ weight off my chest
The doctor comes in with the papers, say “You gonna confess?”
“Shit, yes, OK, I did it, got drunk and had left to me a junkie infected, chunky bitch in my bed”
[Hook Complete]
I guess I drank too much
(Drank too mu-u-uch)
‘Cause I woke up with a fat bitch
I said that it ain’t true love
(It ain’t true lo-o-ove)
And chucked her out the door with a sandwich
I don’t know what to to
(What should I do?)
‘Cause I woke up with a fat bitch
She knows where I live, I’m screwed
(Ahhh!)
I woke up with a fat bitch

[Verse 2: Complete]
This slut’s burpin’, I wake up bleedin’, my nuts hurtin’
Sleepin’ with her was like a threesome with one person
Young bourbon got me vulnerable and blind
Got her from behind while she ate a Whopper and some fries
Honestly I lied, you should be modelling for guys
Honouring your size, ‘cause you’re wonderful and kind
It’s optional but do you wanna fuck tonight
She’s chubby but it’s nothin’ that a bottle can’t disguise
I’ll probably get denied, so I leave her with a handshake
She says “Wait, honey, boy, you’re sweeter than a pancake”
I grab her waist and take her to my dungeon
And baked her up some muffins, as I placed ‘em in the oven
Now it’s time that we make some summer lovin’
Next thing I know, I awake to her tummy bubblin’
“Hey, future husband” That’s when I just lost it
Took her to a busy road and played fetch with some chocolate
[Hook Complete]
I guess I drank too much
(Drank too mu-u-uch)
‘Cause I woke up with a fat bitch
I said that it ain’t true love
(It ain’t true lo-o-ove)
And chucked her out the door with a sandwich
I don’t know what to to
(What should I do?)
‘Cause I woke up with a fat bitch
She knows where I live, I’m screwed
(Ahhh!)
I woke up with a fat bitch

[Verse 3: Defekt]
She’s a fat bitch, I know she pocketed my ham
Tried to finger her vagina, but she’s swallowin’ my hand
Hotter than the sand to an Arabian desert
Tryna run away naked after makin’ her breakfast
I’m cravin’ the exit, just because she’s underage
With a custom made rubber tape to fit around her fuckin’ waist
She ate a hundred plates then [?] up her face
At least that fuckin’ rubber tape’ll keep her chubby gut in place
She’s lovely every day, but an embarrassment to be with
Screamin’ “This is max” then after that “Penis!”
Jesus, is my penis even breathin’
It’s not even religion, but she believes in eatin’
You see it when she’s speakin’, I ain’t a violent rapist
Her weight made me safe when I was tryna escape it (No)
Ha, my rhymin’ ain’t basic
This bitch ain’t big enough [?]
[Hook Complete]
I guess I drank too much
(Drank too mu-u-uch)
‘Cause I woke up with a fat bitch
I said that it ain’t true love
(It ain’t true lo-o-ove)
And chucked her out the door with a sandwich
I don’t know what to to
(What should I do?)
‘Cause I woke up with a fat bitch
She knows where I live, I’m screwed
(Ahhh!)
I woke up with a fat bitch

[Outro: Complete]
You’re so fucking fat!
(Haha, Psych Ward, cunt)