Ladies and gentlemen
We have with us today
A young man, nearly five years old
His name is Ben Coleman
And Ben knows his ABC's
And knows how to even sing them in a song
It sounds very interesting to me, and we want Ben to come out right now
And sing this song for us

Can we have a round of applause?
Thank you, thank you, thank you very much
Ben, how’s it going?

Um, fine
May I please hold this thing by myself?

Yes, please do

Okay, ahem, may I please present you by singing the A.B. Zuppers?

Please do

Okay, A, B, C, D, E, F, 5, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P
Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Zezezeble

Well they are very interesting, they can bite your penult!
[Intelligible]

Well, please hold it
Well, what can you do on the side of the road at six 'o clock?

Well, there you have it ladies and gentlemen, Ben Coleman's rendition of "What can you do on the side of the road at six o’ clock?"