Ice-T
The Beach
[Verse 1: Melle Mel]
On the sand with your man
Rub on lotion to get a suntan
Everybody is acting crazy
In the water playing with your lady
Little children, girls and boys
A packet filled with food and wind up toys
Oh man, it's the place to be
With your friends and your family
Just chilling as this season
Cooling off for no apparent reason
Lay all the way back with a six pack
Yeah the good life was made like that
So come on down to the shore
Guaranteed to give you much much more
Freaks and lot of females galore
And the shore is yours to explore
At the beach

[Verse 2: Bronx Style Bob]
It’s another Sunday morning, got a smile on my face
I take a trip to my undisputed favorite place
Bikinis skimpy, barely visible, petite at best
An itty-bitty piece of clothing on a 42 chest
See you moving like a goddess with amazing grace
Until a slob of a female fets into my face
A dropkick to the gut or uppercut or two
Is my reaction, then in seconds, babe, I'm back to you
[Verse 3: Ice-T]
Venice Beach is the number one place
The super deaf fly girls chill
And in L.A. when the girls play
You know they got to be playing to kill
All the movements of their sexy bodies
Guaranteed to make your head revolve
So hot to trot they're known
To even make the Ice dissolve
’Cause let me tell you, home boys
For something fresh
This is the perfect time for you
To view the beautiful bodies
Of the girls of the west
And they're in control
Draped in lots of gold
Cool and hard and bold
And every eye is on 'em
On the beach as they stroll

[Verse 4: Bronx Style Bob]
Waves are jumping, music's pumping and the sun will boil
Your body wiggles round, baby saturated in oil
Music's playing and I'm staring in disbelief
Now should or shouldn't I become a major bathing suit thief
You see blondes on the beach and brunettes wade in the water
For kicks I flick a fat girl in the forehead with a quarter
The beach is the place where everything is hot
And certain elements for ecstasy is what the girls got
[Verse 5: Ice-T]
Maxin' is the main attraction in the summer heat
Three thousand miles away from home, B-boys rock the beat
Sexy bodies la di da di to the hip cop cuts
Things jiggle as they wiggle, it could drive you nuts
Now I’m not lyin’, I'm just tryin’ to control myself
But all this happiness has got to be bad for your health
Maybe I oughta hit the water just to cool me down
But the way my knees are shakin' I know that I'd drown

[Verse 6: Melle Mel]
Now with the beat in your reach you can turn up the sound
Shake your body, get down, act like a clown
And watch the girls move around
Or play some volleyball with your friends
Do some deep knee bends
Then lay out in the sun, hang ten, have big fun
Don't be the only one
Go swimming, get slimming
Have a lunch with the fancy trimmings
Live the life like you got it made
The umbrella laying in the shade
’Cause I'm known as the man
On the microphone with the Coppertone tan
My bill qualifies me to reach
Body and soul when you're at the beach
[Chorus]
The beach, the beach
See all your dreams are within reach
Y'all beach, the beach
Baby, let's do it at the beach
The beach, the beach
See all your dreams are within reach
Y'all beach, the beach
Baby, let's do it at the beach
Venice Beach, Fortune Beach
Miami Beach, Virginia Beach
Ryan Beach, Muscle Beach
Malibu Beach, Son-Of-A-Beach

[Verse 7: Ice-T]
Now it's time to rhyme, the summer's got my mind
All I wanna do is chill a bit
Have a lemonade sip
And leave my troubles behind
So that's what I do, call up the crew
And we hit the beach around about two
When it's at its peak
Each and every day of the week
But then some sucker MC turns his head and recognizes me
Conflict in the place to be
'Cause every sucker rapper wants to battle Ice T
But no attack, I chill, I'll step back
No time to waste on the wack
Just cool out on the beach and get the girls on my rap

[Verse 8: Bronx Style Bob]
I sit back and I observe 'cause my eyes have been alerted
I'm falling in lust, baby but I'm not perverted
This scene's been kind of ten months out of reach
You see to touch a wet beautiful body out on the beach
Working clothes like skirts and jackets, all that stuff
For ten months to a brother like me gets rough
But when the snow don't show and winter time soon goes
It's heaven when I see a woman in no clothes
Brown skin that shines, oh God, it makes me sigh
I bet your parents never thought you'd be this damn fly
Skin tight bikini's got me dreaming all I do is gawk
Your two piece just made me trip on the Boardwalk
Don't get me wrong, I don't see you as a piece of meat
But 38-22-36 sure looks sweet
You're either tall or petite, with a built physique
Oh man, I think I'm moving to the beach this week

[Verse 9: Melle Mel]
I got a crave for the wave and the surf is my wife
Wild behavior is life
The life I have to give
I'm doing it all the way, I love to live
I live it up, y'all, I don't quit
Don't let the sand of time slip through your fingertips
You got to be hip to find, be a cool state of mind
Over matter, y'all, blue seas
Be as one with the galaxy
The universe is yours when you come outdoors
The salt water seeps right into your pores
So dive, don't sink
Like a great big refreshing drink
Take a sip and you will know
That the only place to go is the beach