[Verse 1]
Women today gained entrance to the City Of Light
Oh Joy Undescribed — security there was never tigh
Saint Peter by the pearly gate —
He looks funny, but he's doing alright
He's taking the preventive measures —
Must have been too late

[Verse 2]
The lingeried ladies are walking on by
The angels take cover — they think it isn't right
And if the party's gonna go on tonight —
I don't know, who will set it all straight
Who'll take away the empty bodies
And paint the clouds white — white again

[Bridge]
So, my love
I think that enough is enough
Tired of this second-hand fun
I'm heading for the absolute one

[Verse 3]
Descriptions in the holy books leave me feeling rather stiff
For there's much more that my spirit has to give
We played it perfect for the moon and the sun
This story's over, the credit is gone —
So it's one for the road — and I'm
Heading for The Absolute One