Ender Dragon

(Chorus)

Ender Dragon wanna frick with me, guess I'll get the pearls

Be killin' the dragon in a bunch of other worlds

Got a lotta diamonds, wanna take em' all and make a house

Got some healing potions, give myself a douse



(Verse 1)

Herobrine spawned the Wither, snuck to the Nether

Killed a Chicken, got a bunch of Feathers

See a new village, better head there

Give a frick about these mobs? Never!

I got bigger problems man, including Herobrine

Pull up in a Minecart, just hit the cave, gonna mine

Real motherfrickin' Stevie, all these other Stevies artificial

That guy died in Hunger Games, to me, that's benifical



(Chorus)

Ender Dragon wanna frick with me, guess I'll get the pearls

Be killin' the dragon in a bunch of other worlds

Got a lotta diamonds, wanna take em' all and make a house

Got some healing potions, give myself a douse



(Verse 2)

Made me a house, just went and killed the Dragon

Stevie always losing hunger games, his shoulders be saggin'

My Minecart track, put some TNT in the Carts

On Servers, always climbing the Lifeboat Charts



(Chorus)

Ender Dragon wanna frick with me, guess I'll get the pearls

Be killin' the dragon in a bunch of other worlds

Got a lotta diamonds, wanna take em' all and make a house

Got some healing potions, give myself a douse



(Bridge)

Minecraft, Minecraft, Alex, for the last time

Stop digging down, we don't have to strip mine

Pullin' up on the Caves, those diamonds so shiney

Alex, she tellin' everyone she's my wifey

(She's Not)



(Chorus)

Ender Dragon wanna frick with me, guess I'll get the pearls

Be killin' the dragon in a bunch of other worlds

Got a lotta diamonds, wanna take em' all and make a house

Got some healing potions, give myself a douse



(Bridge)

Minecraft, Minecraft, Alex, for the last time

Stop digging down, we don't have to strip mine

Pullin' up on the Caves, those diamonds so shiney

Alex, she tellin' everyone she's my wifey

(She's Not)