Steve Weird
(Intro) (Wolfadvice)
I'ma throw some shade at Stevie
Don't take it too hard
Notch Sold The Game (Why?)
Man, oh man, why Stevie weird
Get outta my motherfrickin' Mineshaft, I'm mining here
Got taught this game, got taught to play
Meanwhile, they only taught you for pay
They taught me cause I had potential
They taught me cause I was special
They taught you for some dollar bills
And in Minecraft, for diamonds
Man, don't know how you survived here
Guess now, nobody got cheers
(For you)
I probably won't brag 'bout my ores today
Stevie miss it, shout out Reptile, she legit
Shout out Goats, he doing the most
Stevie, we got diamonds clothes
Oh!
I could do this all day
That's prolly what I'll do, anyway
Stevie, you don't got nothing to say
Ridin' out, yeah, in my Minecart
Stevie leave me, ain't breakin' my heart
I new he sucked from the start
Yeah
I learned how to get all the blocks
I got a gang of pros at Fort Knox
You at a loss
Like I said "You ain't got no pick"
With your bow, you ain't get a hit
I don't give a frick about it
Let's go
(Chorus) (Wolfadvice)
Minecraft, Minecraft, Easy, Damn
Frick Stevie, I got a plan
Droppin' diamonds in the cave
I got Alex like "Hey!"
(Verse 1) (Wolfadvice)
I can't shoot an Enderman, always teleporting
Stevie says "Don't ask for my name, I'm imported"
Diamonds easy, Diamonds I get
Getting diamonds is what you expect
Ore miner, Kill-Herobriner
Elytra, Alex, I'ma flyer
Stevie, he always dying
What?
(Chorus) (Wolfadvice)
Minecraft, Minecraft, Easy, Damn
Frick Stevie, I got a plan
Droppin' diamonds in the cave
I got Alex like "Hey!"
(Verse 2) (TheEveryBlockMiner)
I just got a few diamonds off of the mine
I didn't panic when I saw Herobrine
Stevie cornered in the caves, he dead
He gon' respawn in his bed
Getting the diamonds, I'm able
Getting my hunger up
Steak and Cake, potions pouring at the dinner table
I got a good flow, I got a Acacia boat
I got a lotta diamonds, though
I just killed your Stevie, had to go
I just hit on your Alex, oh no
Frickin' in Hunger Games, craft a Sword
Frick it, I'm getting bored
I got a few stacks in my chest
I killed the Dragon, I'm the best
I'm way too high above the rest
Alex, still hit her, diamond sword, she bitter
Notch too, he gon' lose
Damn!
(Chorus) (Wolfadvice)
Minecraft, Minecraft, Easy, Damn
Frick Stevie, I got a plan
Droppin' diamonds in the cave
I got Alex like "Hey!"
I'ma throw some shade at Stevie
Don't take it too hard
Notch Sold The Game (Why?)
Man, oh man, why Stevie weird
Get outta my motherfrickin' Mineshaft, I'm mining here
Got taught this game, got taught to play
Meanwhile, they only taught you for pay
They taught me cause I had potential
They taught me cause I was special
They taught you for some dollar bills
And in Minecraft, for diamonds
Man, don't know how you survived here
Guess now, nobody got cheers
(For you)
I probably won't brag 'bout my ores today
Stevie miss it, shout out Reptile, she legit
Shout out Goats, he doing the most
Stevie, we got diamonds clothes
Oh!
I could do this all day
That's prolly what I'll do, anyway
Stevie, you don't got nothing to say
Ridin' out, yeah, in my Minecart
Stevie leave me, ain't breakin' my heart
I new he sucked from the start
Yeah
I learned how to get all the blocks
I got a gang of pros at Fort Knox
You at a loss
Like I said "You ain't got no pick"
With your bow, you ain't get a hit
I don't give a frick about it
Let's go
(Chorus) (Wolfadvice)
Minecraft, Minecraft, Easy, Damn
Frick Stevie, I got a plan
Droppin' diamonds in the cave
I got Alex like "Hey!"
(Verse 1) (Wolfadvice)
I can't shoot an Enderman, always teleporting
Stevie says "Don't ask for my name, I'm imported"
Diamonds easy, Diamonds I get
Getting diamonds is what you expect
Ore miner, Kill-Herobriner
Elytra, Alex, I'ma flyer
Stevie, he always dying
What?
(Chorus) (Wolfadvice)
Minecraft, Minecraft, Easy, Damn
Frick Stevie, I got a plan
Droppin' diamonds in the cave
I got Alex like "Hey!"
(Verse 2) (TheEveryBlockMiner)
I just got a few diamonds off of the mine
I didn't panic when I saw Herobrine
Stevie cornered in the caves, he dead
He gon' respawn in his bed
Getting the diamonds, I'm able
Getting my hunger up
Steak and Cake, potions pouring at the dinner table
I got a good flow, I got a Acacia boat
I got a lotta diamonds, though
I just killed your Stevie, had to go
I just hit on your Alex, oh no
Frickin' in Hunger Games, craft a Sword
Frick it, I'm getting bored
I got a few stacks in my chest
I killed the Dragon, I'm the best
I'm way too high above the rest
Alex, still hit her, diamond sword, she bitter
Notch too, he gon' lose
Damn!
(Chorus) (Wolfadvice)
Minecraft, Minecraft, Easy, Damn
Frick Stevie, I got a plan
Droppin' diamonds in the cave
I got Alex like "Hey!"