[Intro] (spoken)
You are about to embark upon a fascinating adventure into well-being
A journey which will leave you with a lifetime method for gaining unequaled health of body and mind, and the sense of a new life

[Verse 1]
I'm here to break my own ball and chain
Hoping the plight to be completely sane
Nothings to gain if image blocks the only chance for change
When I expand my range the world stands as judges
But don't think music defines my character
These songs ain't me, they're just documentations of momentary thoughts
Nothing's set in stone just because it's sold or bought
Your expectations need a category of placement
But a renaissance man sits nowhere particular
Every seed is vacant to a song writer, comedian, method
Actor, author, emcee, carpenter, producer, engineer, shit talker
Hustler, musician, architect, businessman
Student of the scene and human being if you give a damn
No matter what side you see it's just one side
No matter how much you think it means, it's just one side
My depth is only as shallow as time and space is
This is just one of my many eternally changing...

[Outro] (spoken)
The artist does not himself necessarily agree with the opinions and beliefs expressed in the following text. Any and/or all statements regarding truth, reality, God, etc should be viewed as narrative contrived by the artist for entertainment purposes only. The artist hereby disavows his own personal responsibility for any paranormal activity related to the listening of this album. The listener listens at his own risk and will hopefully have a safe, yet fun and expansive, trip. The characters in this album are very real and reside inside a space time continuum known as "the artist's head". The artist solemnly guarantees that you will love them in addition to the assurance that the preceding statement was a lie
Oh yeah
By the way... you're in for some weird shit