[*Charles Bukowski sample*]
"This is Charles Bukowski. Well, just let me sit here and drink beer. What was it, I heard Cage one time, he got on the stage and he uh, just stood there and he ate an apple and he walked off, got a thousand dollars. I'll just drink this- I'll drink this beer and I'll leave, right? Okay, let's forget the bullshit, get into the so-called art. This keeps up I may have all you guys off the shit

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"Look" he told me
"All those little children dying in the trees" and I said "What?" and he said "Look"
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"Look" he told me
"All those little children dying in the trees" and I said "What?" and he said "Look"
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"Look" he told me
"All those little children dying in the trees" and I said "What?" and he said "Look"
"All those little children dying in the trees" and I said "What?" and he said "Look"
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"Look" he told me
"All those little children dying in the trees" and I said "What?" and he said "Look"
And I went to the window and sure enough
Here they were hanging in the trees, dead and dying
And I said "What does this mean?" and he said "I don't know it's authorized"
The next day I got up and they had dogs in the trees, dead and hanging and dying
And I turned to my friend and I said, "What does this mean?" and he said, "Don't worry about it, it's the way of things, they took a vote, it was decided"
And the next day it was cats
I don't see how they caught all those cats so fast and hung 'em in the trees but they did
The next day it was horses, and that wasn't so good because many banch- branches broke
Branches broke
And, after bacon and eggs the next day, my friend pulled his pistol on me across the coffee and said, "Let's go"
And we went outside
And here were all these men and women in the trees, most of them dead or dying
And he got the rope ready and I said, "What does this mean?" and he said, "It's authorized, constitutional, it passed the majority"
And he tied my hands behind my back, then opened the noose
"I don't know who's going to hang me" he said, "when I get done with you
I suppose when it finally works down they'll be just one left and he'll have to hang himself"
"Suppose he doesn't?" I asked
"He has to" he said, "it's authorized"
"Oh" I said "well, let's get on with it"
Alright, alright
Alright, alright
Alright, alright
Logs
"Look" he told me
"All those little children dying in the trees" and I said "What?" and he said "Look"
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"Look" he told me
"All those little children dying in the trees"