[Instrumental Intro]
Ah-oh-oh-oh ah-oh-oh-oh ah-oh-oh-oh oh-oh
La-la la-la la-la la-la
Ba-la ba-la na-la

[Verse 1: Napoleon Murphy Brock]
She was the daughter of a wealthy
Florentine Pogen
Read 'em 'n weep
Was her adjustable slogan

[Verse 2: Napoleon Murphy Brock]
She was a debutante daisy
With a color-note organ
Deep in the street
She drove a '59 Morgan

[Chorus 1: Napoleon Murphy Brock & George Duke, (Napoleon Murphy Brock)]
WOO-LAH!
That's the kinda step she takes
When her hot breaks, hot brakes
That's the kinda sound she makes (ooh, let go uh me)
When her crab cakes

[Post-Chorus: Napoleon Murphy Brock]
Tschktsh tsh, tschktsh tsh
Tschktsh tsh, tschktsh tsh
Tschktsh tsh, tschktsh tsh
[Verse 3: Napoleon Murphy Brock, (Napoleon Murphy Brock & George Duke)]
She didn't like it when her fan belt
Shrunk and got shorter (Ointment)
Battery leaks
Could nearly cost her a quarter

[Verse 4: Napoleon Murphy Brock]
She didn't want to go home
An' watch the pestle go mortar
Later she speaks
On how Perellis might court her

[Chorus 2: Napoleon Murphy Brock, George Duke, Both]
Na-na-na, na-na-hoo (Marty's dog)
Na-na-na, noo-na-hoo (na-na-na)
Na-na-na, na-na-na!
Na-na-na, na-na-hoo

[Bridge 1: Napoleon Murphy Brock, George Duke, Both]
She was the daughter
Ah-ah-ahhh
Of a wealthy
Florentine Pogen
Po-oh wo-oh-oh
Po-oh wo-oh-oh
Po-oh wo-oh-oh
Ga-ya-ee-annnn
[Bridge 2: Napoleon Murphy Brock & George Duke, George Duke]
(Huh-mma nuh-mma huh-mma nuh-mma
Huh-mma huh-mma nuh-mma huh-mma
Huh-mma huh-mma nuh-mma huh)
Read 'em 'n weep
(Take a booger home with you to)
Read 'em 'n weep
(Take a booger home with you to)
Read 'em 'n weep

Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
Ah-ooh-ah-ooh-ah-ooh-ah-HAH
Ah-ooh-ah-ooh-ah-ooh-ah-HAH

[Verse 5: Napoleon Murphy Brock, George Duke & Frank Zappa, Ruth Underwood, Napoleon Murphy Brock]
Chester's gorilla
She go oink
Chester's gorilla
She go quack (Haha)
Chester's gorilla
She go moo
Chester's gorilla
She go
Hratche-plche (You're too hot for each other (?))
Hratche-plche
(Hahahaha)
[Instrumental Outro]
[Guitar Solo: Frank Zappa]

[Spoken Word Outro]
FZ: Thank you. Chester's Gorilla was played by Marty Perellis