Vidya Hell
[JOURNALIST]
Consumers?
[DEV]
Aw crap, Journalism. Mind if I play Vidya?
[JOURNALIST]
Vidya's evil
You won't miss them
We'll find ways to replace that gameplay
What a dirty cis scum, misogynistic, and racist
Like XBOX system
Here at level 1 or vidya hell
Challenges wrong
So is complexity
So is hating popular AAA's
Just let the bandwagon decide
What are the games you will like
You'll pick for us here at level 2
Ooh, regenerating health!
[DEV]
Just tell me why
[JOURNALIST]
Women just find your games too hard
[DEV]
There must be gamers with my taste
[JOURNALIST]
Check around, there really aren't
[DEV]
Then please let me explain
My vidyas are just good pastime
[JOURNALIST]
They're the interactive media now!
[DEV]
No, don't change them, change your vote system!
[JOURNALIST]
Please stop complaining while I'm reviewing!
Pirating you for buying is wrong
Developers need that income to survive
[CONSUMER]
Hey Anon, gonna get the DRM with their wallets empty by the EA boys! That's whatcha, whatcha, whatcha gonna get for trusting us!
[GAMER]
I don't do well
[DEV]
It's up to you to beat the game
[GAMER]
Maybe it's better dumbed down...
[DEV]
It's you who skipped the tutorial!
[GAMER]
Maybe it's best with auto-aim...
[DEV]
Com'on scrub
Don't be casual
I'm sure you will improve
By keeping trying
So sit back and enjoy the game!
[GAMER]
Wow, it just moved on it's own!
[JOURNALIST]
Modding games, adding content
Supporting that sexist Japanese
You'll never play again, these crimes
Dig deep in progressive games
Get that sequel for long, you desire
Made by NinjaTheory, published by EA
Trapped forever here in vidya hell!
Consumers?
[DEV]
Aw crap, Journalism. Mind if I play Vidya?
[JOURNALIST]
Vidya's evil
You won't miss them
We'll find ways to replace that gameplay
What a dirty cis scum, misogynistic, and racist
Like XBOX system
Here at level 1 or vidya hell
Challenges wrong
So is complexity
So is hating popular AAA's
Just let the bandwagon decide
What are the games you will like
You'll pick for us here at level 2
Ooh, regenerating health!
[DEV]
Just tell me why
[JOURNALIST]
Women just find your games too hard
[DEV]
There must be gamers with my taste
[JOURNALIST]
Check around, there really aren't
[DEV]
Then please let me explain
My vidyas are just good pastime
[JOURNALIST]
They're the interactive media now!
[DEV]
No, don't change them, change your vote system!
[JOURNALIST]
Please stop complaining while I'm reviewing!
Pirating you for buying is wrong
Developers need that income to survive
[CONSUMER]
Hey Anon, gonna get the DRM with their wallets empty by the EA boys! That's whatcha, whatcha, whatcha gonna get for trusting us!
[GAMER]
I don't do well
[DEV]
It's up to you to beat the game
[GAMER]
Maybe it's better dumbed down...
[DEV]
It's you who skipped the tutorial!
[GAMER]
Maybe it's best with auto-aim...
[DEV]
Com'on scrub
Don't be casual
I'm sure you will improve
By keeping trying
So sit back and enjoy the game!
[GAMER]
Wow, it just moved on it's own!
[JOURNALIST]
Modding games, adding content
Supporting that sexist Japanese
You'll never play again, these crimes
Dig deep in progressive games
Get that sequel for long, you desire
Made by NinjaTheory, published by EA
Trapped forever here in vidya hell!