[Intro: Blaze, Jamie Madrox, Monoxide]
Merry Christmas, Juggalettes
Hell yeah
It's Twiztid and Blaze up in the biatch, stuffin' your stockin's like a stripper on 8 Mile
So if your pretty little clam shell neden hair is trimmed up like a Christmas tree, we got some garland for that motherfucker

[Verse 1: Jamie Madrox, Monoxide, Blaze]
She lookin' at me like she wanna deck my halls
(Deck my halls, deck my halls)
Scrub the candy cane and lick my balls
(Lick my balls, lick my balls)

[Chorus 1]
Take your panties off and decorate your Christmas tree
Take your panties off and decorate your Christmas tree
Take your panties off and decorate your Christmas tree
(Ooh, is that for me?)

[Verse 2: Jamie Madrox]
She was dressed like one of Santa's naughty little elves
With a see-through bra and a garter belt
She had the biggest fattest bush that I ever did see
Take your panties off and decorate your Christmas tree

[Chorus 1]
Take your panties off and decorate your Christmas tree
Take your panties off and decorate your Christmas tree
Take your panties off and decorate your Christmas tree
(Ooh, is that for me?)
[Verse 3: Monoxide, Jamie Madrox, Blaze]
Lick a candy cane like ya lick my dick
(Lick my dick, lick my dick)
So take it in the face to the gumdrops bitch
(Gumdrops bitch, gumdrops bitch)

[Chorus 2]
Yo let me spank it like a reindeer ho
Yo let me spank it like a reindeer ho
Yo let me spank it like a reindeer ho
(Ooh you all scary, I don't know)

[Post-Chorus]
Reindeer ho, reindeer ho
Yo let me spank it like a reindeer ho
Reindeer ho, reindeer ho
Ho ho ho, reindeer ho

[Verse 4: Jamie Madrox]
Shaking her ass like some jingle bells
Going up and down her North Pole acting like a nympho
Mistletoe on top of my dick
So take it in the face to the gumdrops bitch

[Chorus 3]
Take it in the face to the gumdrops bitch
Take it in the face to the gumdrops bitch
Take it in the face to the gumdrops bitch
(You gon' have to put in in my ass, 'cause my coochie itch)
[Chorus 1]
Take your panties off and decorate your Christmas tree
Take your panties off and decorate your Christmas tree
Take your panties off and decorate your Christmas tree
(Ooh, is that for me?)

[Verse 5: Blaze, Monoxide, Jamie Madrox]
I dropped my egg nog when she rubbed my sugar plums
(Rubbed my sugar plums, rubbed my sugar plums)
Treat your breasts so good that you wanna get some
(Wanna get some, wanna get some)

[Chorus 1]
Take your panties off and decorate your Christmas tree
Take your panties off and decorate your Christmas tree
Take your panties off and decorate your Christmas tree
(Ooh, is that for me?)

[Verse 6: Blaze]
She was lickin' her lips while she's unwrappin' her gifts
With her red G String peekin' outta the hips
Now she crawl 'round the tree like she workin' the pole
Go go on let me spank it like a reindeer ho

[Chorus 2]
Yo let me spank it like a reindeer ho
Yo let me spank it like a reindeer ho
Yo let me spank it like a reindeer ho
(Ooh you all scary, I don't know)
[Chorus 3]
Take it in the face to the gumdrops bitch
Take it in the face to the gumdrops bitch
Take it in the face to the gumdrops bitch
(You gon' have to put in in my ass, 'cause my coochie itch)

[Chorus 1]
Take your panties off and decorate your Christmas tree
Take your panties off and decorate your Christmas tree
Take your panties off and decorate your Christmas tree
(Ooh, is that for me?)

[Bridge]
Take your panties off and decorate your Christmas tree
Take- take it in the face to the gumdrops bitch
Yo let me spank it like a reindeer ho
Yo let me spank it like a reindeer ho
*woman moaning*

[Chorus]
Take your panties off and decorate your Christmas tree
Take your panties off and decorate your Christmas tree
Take your panties off and decorate your Christmas tree
(Ooh, is that for me?)