[Intro]
You don't like the way I am
You don't like ICP and Twiztid
Always wit a hatchet...whut
Fuck You
This the way I am

[Verse 1: Violent J]
I stay scrubby even though I'm paid (Whut?)
Dropped out in the sixth grade (Whut?)
Had syphilis three times (Whut?)
Committed mad felony crimes (Whut?)
Been a week I ain't washed my ass (Whut?)
Flunked outta special ed class (Whut?)
I'd slap John Gotti right here (Whut?)
Only he's locked up now so neea (Whut?)
Carnivals beyond the dead (Whut?)
Still attack you without my head (Whut?)
Scrubatism I'm about (Whut?)
Slappin' baywatch beauties in the mouth (Whut?)
I stomp ghosts that think they hard (Whut?)
Pickin' fights up at the graveyard (Whut?)
You don't like me, I make you sick
Come here and get a mouth full of dick
'Cause I am whut I am
[Hook: Violent J]
I be whut I wanna be (Whut?)
I act how I wanna act (Whut?)
I see whut I wanna see (Whut?)
I smack who I wanna smack (Whut?)
I do whut I wanna do (Whut?)
I go where I wanna go (Whut?)
Fuck you, you, you, and you (Whut?)
Forever I'm a Juggalo (Whut?)

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]
I'll slap Michael Jackson's face off (Whut?)
I spread herpes everytime I cough (Whut?)
I got head lice in my armpits (Whut?)
I sell nuclear bomb home kits (Whut?)
In church I'll wrestle a nun (Whut?)
Fuckin' twist her nipples then run (Whut?)
I watch my neighbor in the shower
Then Waggle my dick for a half an hour
I pour Percocets in a bowl (Whut?)
And eat 'em like cereal (Whut?)
I be that neighborhood creep (Whut?)
Singin' voodoo chants in my sleep (Whut?)
I put old ladies in head locks (Whut?)
And run with they ass for blocks (Whut?)
I rent studios and don't pay (Whut?)
(Come on shaggy don't play) MIKE?
I am whut I am
[Hook]

[Interlude]
Your mamas got a glass titty with a screw on nipple, whut?
Whut? Yo mama live in a two story Dorito bag
She got a wooden leg with a birdhouse in it

[Verse 3: Monoxide]
I walk around beggin' for change
And kill motherfuckers who look at me strange (Whut?)
Psychopathic down 'til I die (Whut?)
I'll lite a cigarette, and put it out in your eye (Whut?)
Smoke until my lungs explode (Whut?)
And punch you and ya moms and call ya dad a hoe (Whut?)
I don't give a fuck if ya hate (Whut?)
Just don't let me catch you hangin' out on my side of the gate (Whut?)

[Verse 4: Jamie Madrox]
Talk to the dead on the phone (Whut?)
If you ain't dead leave me the fuck alone (Whut?)
I call myself a Juggalo (Whut?)
And I scream it everywhere that I go, JUGGALO
Twiztid serial killaz comin' to town (Whut?)
Dark Carnival and down with the clown (Whut?)
Twiztid freek show wicked clown Bizaar (Whut?)
Check ya self 'cause we are who we are bitch (Whut?)
[Pre-Hook: Violent J]
I be who I wanna be
I act how I wanna act
I see what I wanna see
I smack who I wanna smack
(Mike get the guitar)
I do what I wanna do
I go where I wanna go-oooo
Fuck you, you, and you
FOREVER I'M A JUGGALOOOOOO!!!!!

[Hook repeat till the end: Violent J]