[Verse 1: Monoxide]
With so much Drama in the D-E-T
It's kinda hard putting trimmings on my Christmas tree
But, I some how, some way
Keep coming up with fresh ass nizzle just to drizzle on the way
May I, wrap another gift
So that I, can sneak up in your house
In the bedroom, everybody tripping
Roasting chestnuts, waiting on Santa to come
I got Blaze in the living room drinking eggnog
Jamie's in the kitchen and he rolling the bomb
I got Little Eric Loder dressed up like a Elf
And, all they keep saying is "go fuck yourself"
So, turn off the lights and close the doors
(Man for what?) Santa Claus, ho!
And, we gonna blow ounce with him
G's up, hoes down, I got Santa Claus high as shit

[Chorus]
Sitting by the tree, sipping egg nog
Waiting on Christmas gifts. (Egg nog)
With my Mind on my presents
And my presents on my mind
Sitting by the tree sipping eggnog
Waiting on Christmas gifts. (Egg nog)
With my mind on my presents
And my presents on my mind
[Verse 2: Jamie Madrox]
Mixing Eggnog and Gin
Everybody got their cups but they ain't chipped in
Well I called up Blaze told him, time for dime
He said him and Anybody coming through at nine
See everything is fine, 'cause I'm feeling all Christmas-y
And I'm standing right next to the Christmas tree
Seeing the blinking lights made me sick
But I always decorate every year for Saint Nick
So, there ain't no chance he gonna pass me up
Got some cocoa in a cup and some Hydro in a blunt
That uh, I am gonna smoke with Santa Claus
Get him all shit-faced till the break of dawn
And, watch him fly off in the night
"Hey thanks for the presents, I hope you make it home alright"
Before he left he said "Hey, Listen Bro"
"You're the first stop I made, I got a billion more to go"

[Chorus]
Sitting by the tree sipping egg nog
Waiting on Christmas gifts (Egg nog)
With my Mind on my presents
And my presents on my mind
Sitting by the tree sipping eggnog
Waiting on Christmas gifts (Egg nog)
With my Mind on my presents
And my presents on my mind
[Verse 3: Blaze]
Later on Christmas Day, my homie Violent J
Came through with a gift for me
And a dope ass fruit cake "aight dawg"
With a phat ass joint with the blue cots
That make ya choke, with some bud, ain't no joke
Had to take a step back, sit my eggnog down
Knocking Rum and cot, I'm fucked up now
But ain't no body clap, the presents are wrapped
Shaggy stopped through with a 40 in a sac "roll it up"
Smoke with Santa, break with the elves
They supposed to stop by at a half past twelve

[Chorus]
Sitting by the tree sipping egg nog
Waiting on Christmas gifts (Egg nog)
With my Mind on my presents
And my presents on my mind
Sitting by the tree sipping eggnog
Waiting on Christmas gifts (Egg nog)
With my Mind on my presents
And my presents on my mind
Sitting by the tree sipping egg nog
Waiting on Christmas gifts (Egg nog)
With my Mind on my presents
And my presents on my mind
Sitting by the tree sipping eggnog
Waiting on Christmas gifts (Egg nog)
With my Mind on my presents
And my presents on my mind
[Outro: Monoxide]
Shit, if I'd have known we was getting shit for free
I'd have pulled my dick out!