[Intro: Violent J, Jamie Madrox, Monoxide]
Big Baby Sweets, motherfucker!
Say something
It's going down
He gon' slap your motherfucking mouth off, bitch
Motherfucker, I need something funky, motherfucker
Big Baby
You know who the fuck I am, motherfucker?
Speak on that, dog
Motherfucker

[Verse 1: Violent J, Jamie Madrox, Monoxide, Shaggy 2 Dope]
One time, this bitch owed me money just the other day (Yeah)
I grabbed her by her motherfucking neck and I pulled the bitch my way (Man, what'd you say?)
I said, you got my motherfucking money, motherfucker? ([?])
Don't make me bust your motherfuckin' head in, motherfucker (Like a cabbage)
I remember big Willie Milk Dug owed me motherfuckin' money (I remember that fool)
I said, my money, motherfucker, you got my motherfuckin' money? (Motherfucker)
Motherfucker, my motherfuckin' money is my motherfuckin' money, motherfuckin' motherfucker (Motherfucker)
Motherfuckers die owing me my motherfucking money (Always trippin')

[Interlude: Shaggy 2 Dope, Monoxide]
And now, stepping up to the mic
Weighing in at three hundred and fifty pounds (Motherfucker)
From Zug Izland
I give to you, the Synster!
[Chorus: Syn, Violent J]
Big Baby, he wants his money, fool step aside (Step aside)
Big Baby, he wants his money, no place to hide (You sucker, don't hide)
And no checks, just cash, motherfucker, you're gonna die
Sugar Bear couldn't stop Big Baby, so don't you even try (Don't even try)
Syn said, he's a big money hustler (Motherfuckin' money, motherfucker)
He's a big money hustler
He's a big, big, big, big (Motherfucker) motherfucker
He's a big motherfucker, y'all
He's a big motherfucker, y'all

[Interlude: Jamie Madrox, Monoxide]
Man, what the fuck?
Speak on it
Man, I remember this one time Big Baby Sweets straight up rolled on Ape Boy's bitch ass
Show you right
And choked his ass out for a dollar fifty
Say something

[Verse 2: Violent J, Jamie Madrox, Monoxide, Shaggy 2 Dope]
I'll blow your motherfuckin' heads off if you motherfuckers owe me any money (That's fresh)
I'll blow your motherfuckin' heads off if you motherfuckers think that shit is fucking funny (He will, too)
Who the fuck is this motherfucker fuckin' with my motherfucking money, motherfucker? (I don't know)
I'll blow you motherfuckers motherfuckin' heads off motherfuckin' with me, motherfucker ([?])
Bitches owe me motherfuckin' money like this one motherfuckin' bitch one day (Give him his money, bitch)
I said, motherfuckin' bitch, you got my motherfuckin' mon-motherfuckin'-ey? (Give him his money, bitch)
Motherfucker, bitches owe me motherfuckin' money and die over the money (Hang up)
Somebody always gotta be fuckin' with my money
(Bring Big Baby his money)
[Interlude: Monoxide, Jamie Madrox]
Straight up, dog
Big Baby Sweets ain't no motherfuckin' ho, dog
He used to smack me and Big Stank around for being short like fifty cents (Hell Yeah)
He used to make us have to beg (Man, damn!)
"Please don't hit me!"

[Chorus: Syn, Violent J]
Big Baby, he wants his money, fool step aside (Better step aside)
Big Baby, he wants his money, no place to hide (No place to hide)
And no checks, just cash, motherfucker, you're gonna die (You're gonna die)
Sugar Bear couldn't stop Big Baby, so don't you even try (Motherfucker)
Syn said, he's a big money hustler (He's a big fat money)
He's a big money hustler
He's a big, big, big, big (Big motherfucker) fat motherfucker, yeah
Who the motherfuck is you talkin' about, motherfucker?

[Outro: Monoxide, Jamie Madrox]
Hey, dog, remember that 7-Eleven over there on Otter Drive and Gratiot?
Yeah, I think I know the one
Man, I remember Big Baby Sweets ran up on this dude with a pack of licorice and straight smacked him in his bitch 'cause he said that bitch owed him thirty-nine cent
That's right, because if he gettin' his shit, motherfuckin', if he don't get his shit, then-
He better get his shit!
Straight up, dog, ain't nobody playing up in this bitch
This is our time right now, he ain't in the mood right now, dog
We can do our thing
Listen to this, listen to this
Ay
Here it go
Alright
I'm Lil Poot from the hood, everybody think I'm somethin'
Everybody think my [?] ain't real, frontin'
Scrimp
[Segue]
Aw, look at that fuckin' ass
Get it! Get it!
Aw, that's a fuckin' ass
Aw
Excuse me, porky, when you're done shaving your face, there's someone here to see your fat ass
It's that ass licker Jackson, ain't it?
Wrong again, fat ass
Alright, come on, come on, you silly brood, who the fuck is it?