Twiztid
Drunken Ninja Master
[Verse 1: Jamie Madrox]
Is it a vampire that you see before your eyes?
Before you focus, I dematerialize
And vanish into thin air, so all you scary bitches better beware
For six petals of the Lotus Pod, prepare
For the coming of the creatures in dark with blind faith
The battle is before us, the target is Hell's gate
I'm the first general of the Cobra-Khan Shadowcasters
The black demon, Madrox, drunken ninja master

[Verse 2: Anybody Killa]
The night air makes me awake from my daytime dream
It always seems like there's a killer loose, living in me
I try running from the shadows into the moonlight streets
In search of hoping to find a place like me
Lost and forgotten soul, drippin' blood, give the hatchet respect
The Lotus all up in this bitch, giving free chin checks
Suffocating from the cellar 'cause we grow with the stars
Even the drunken ninja's knowing who we are, motherfucker

[Chorus]
Drunken (Blam! Straight to the dome)
Ninja (Kya! Echo Side is home)
Master (Woo! Beyond Devil and God)
Lotus, Lotus
Drunken (Blam! Straight to the dome)
Ninja (Kya! Echo Side is home)
Master (Woo! Beyond Devil and God)
Lotus, Lotus
[Verse 3: Monoxide]
Blood bath, arms open with my wings spread
I'm in this burned down house, and I'm surrounded by the dead
Now visualize, I can reach a cloud sky high
And I can make it all turn red before your very eyes
Shadowless in the mirror like oxygen
Fuck us being off the hook, bitch-boy, we off the hinge
I keep mutating like monsters when the trees blow by
And I'm demented with this killer inside (Who wanna die?)

[Verse 4: Violent J]
Look at me, I scale walls and throw poof balls
I seek and stroy the skulls of devils without a cause
Chinese stars, I throw these, for the Dark Lot-eese
I represent the dead Louie Spicolli's and Bruiser Brodie's
Look at my face, Jesus, don't ask my religion
Or I'll draw this hex ninja sword and make my incision
I'm like Shaggy with this beat, I'm neat, I'm sweet
A drunken ninja master, I'm funky like, uh, Choko's feet

[Chorus]
Drunken (Blam! Straight to the dome)
Ninja (Kya! Echo Side is home)
Master (Woo! Beyond Devil and God)
Lotus, Lotus
Drunken (Blam! Straight to the dome)
Ninja (Kya! Echo Side is home)
Master (Woo! Beyond Devil and God)
Lotus, Lotus
[Interlude]
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[Verse 5: Blaze Ya Dead Homie]
Drinking, smoking, thugging, maxing
Lifestyle of a ninja straight out the fucking casket
Fucking with a dead man, you'll get your head took
Sacrifice for the Lotus Pod, for Blaze a crook
And if any punks wanna step up and test your luck
You find yourself laying in the back of the truck
Motherfucker, I'm a drunken ninja master thug
Fuck 40's of bud, we drinking 40's of blood (Yeah)

[Verse 6: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Grab the bottle, pop the cap, throw it back
It's fire witch's blood flowing down my neck
Constantly putting shit in my body direct from Hell's bowels
Causing my hands to do things out my brain's control
Like, let's see, um, grabbing and squeezing
Waking up next to lifeless bodies that ain't breathing
Blame it on the blood, voodoo, or alcohol
And you'll just make this call faster from a drunken ninja master
You fucking bastards
[Chorus]
Drunken (Blam! Straight to the dome)
Ninja (Kya! Echo Side is home)
Master (Woo! Beyond Devil and God)
Lotus, Lotus
Drunken (Blam! Straight to the dome)
Ninja (Kya! Echo Side is home)
Master (Woo! Beyond Devil and God)
Lotus, Lotus
Drunken (Blam! Straight to the dome)
Ninja (Kya! Echo Side is home)
Master (Woo! Beyond Devil and God)
Lotus, Lotus
Drunken (Blam! Straight to the dome)