[Verse: Jamie Madrox]
I wanna be Batman
'Cause everybody really ain't shit to me
My super hero picture me if I was Batman
Studios and shows
Utility belt with a compartment for the pre rolls
Smokin' Batbud off in the Batcave
Jamie Madrox, you vile criminal
Gotham really don't look shit like Detroit
But I think these motherfuckers get the point
Listen, word on the street about the Arkham break
Scarecrow, Poison Ivy, Catwoman, Two-Face
All tryna kill me before the nightfall
But I got a bat surprise for each one of y'all
Scarecrow tried to front me when I'm up in Lakeside
Flash the Bat-a-rang, watch a bitch n***a hide

[Interlude: Monoxide]
Hold up...
I don't know what the fuck you're talkin' about
You ain't Batman, fuck you, I'm Batman
I don't know who he was
I met this motherfucker in the flea market
He was sellin' 8-10 glossies with his autograph on
I got the gloves, I got the belt, I got the boots
What? Lemme walk in the closet for a sec
Help! Help! I got a bat dick
Help! Help!
You wanna see my dick bitch?
Ahaha....