[Hook: Jamie Madrox]
They're coming to carve my face, oh shit what a day
Will somebody pick me, I'll see like the others
Put me on the porch
Sit back, watch me scare motherfuckers
They're coming to carve my face, how lucky can I be
Well somebody picked me
I'll smile with a teethy grin till I'm all covered in mold and sunken in

[Verse 1: Monoxide]
Chop my top off like Moseley does
Reach your hand in and rip out my guts
The face creates the little rips it cuts
Like slicing through a bunch of scream queen sluts
Put a fire in my belly so my eyes light up
It's time to make the season of the pumpkin like us
Soon I'll be retreating with the worms and the bugs
I'll be what they're eating, yet again I'm lifeless

[Hook: Jamie Madrox]
They're coming to carve my face, oh shit what a day
Will somebody pick me, I'll see like the others
Put me on the porch
Sit back, watch me scare motherfuckers
They're coming to carve my face, how lucky can I be
Well somebody picked me
I'll smile with a teethy grin till I'm all covered in mold and sunken in
[Verse 2: The R.O.C.]
Every line in my jacket jump, neatly traced
Every seed that I spit, get a taste
Waste, nothing sitting on the front porch
Gazing so amazing all the shadows dance life-changing
They just stare, I stare back dreaming
One step closer, can I see 'em
I just wanna be them
Eyes, nose, mouth cut out
A perfect match for the act
Take 'em back to the pumpkin patch

[Hook: Jamie Madrox]
They're coming to carve my face, oh shit what a day
Will somebody pick me, I'll see like the others
Put me on the porch
Sit back, watch me scare motherfuckers
They're coming to carve my face, how lucky can I be
Well somebody picked me
I'll smile with a teethy grin till I'm all covered in mold and sunken in

[Verse 3: Jamie Madrox]
Carve the eye, now the eyeball
Remove the lid, let the orange guts fall
Carve the nose, put the knife in
Jiggle it around, let it make its own decisions
Carve the smile or carve the frown
Pyramids for teeth, knife up and down
Careful not to slip when carvin' and cut and bleed
Cause the taste of human blood is all a pumpkin really needs
[Hook: Jamie Madrox]
They're coming to carve my face, oh shit what a day
Will somebody pick me, I'll see like the others
Put me on the porch
Sit back, watch me scare motherfuckers
They're coming to carve my face, how lucky can I be
Well somebody picked me
I'll smile with a teethy grin till I'm all covered in mold and sunken in