[Intro]
Some of us believe Halloween to be a celebration of Samhain
The festival of [?]
The only night of the year where the dead are given a chance
To walk freely amongst the planet
Some of you partake in wearing costumes
In trying to ward off these souls that have passed on
Hoping you will be safe under the moon of All Hallow's Eve
But we have patiently waited for this very night of October 31st
To bring to you the wicked shit

[Verse 1: Monoxide]
It was Halloween '85, I'm knocking on the door
But when it opens, it was creaking and his voice real low
And said "this is a special treat for you, little guy
And if you eat it right now, you'll get another surprise"
I'm like "fuck it, give it up, and let me eat it hurry up"
And by the time I went to swallow, I was covered in blood
Now he's laughing at me saying that the joke was been made
And that the other surprise was inside, it was a razor blade
Now I'm choking on my own blood
I can't breathe and I really wanna leave, but my soul's stuck
Now I'm just another ghost in the house
And every Halloween, I'm the unseen that tries to take you out
Sure it seems a little crazy, but this is my day
And all you little boys and girls are gonna pay
I gotta wait until my time comes once a year
Until then, I'm just a little boy that disappeared
[Chorus]
I waited for Halloween, so I can bug out
Smoke out this lunatic and rip your fuckin' throat out
I waited for Halloween, because it feels right
Full moon illuminated in the sky at night
I waited for Halloween, so I can bug out
Smoke out this lunatic and rip your fuckin' throat out
I waited for Halloween, because it feels right
Full moon illuminated in the sky at night

[Verse 2: Jamie Madrox]
Waited for Halloween to make a bong
From that so-called jack o' lantern we jacked from yo front lawn
I'm feeling good now and flying high
Like a wicked fucking witch riding brooms through the night sky
But we don't trick for treats, we spit on beats
And smash motherfuckers in the middle of they own street
"Give me my shit, bitch," is my reply
Or we breaking your jaw and swelling your eye tonight
This All Hallow's Eve,, tell me do, you believe
In that costume you're wearing, an attempt to deceive
"Give me this mask!" Fuck you hiding from?
It ain't not the mask I got beef with
It's the punks that's inside of 'em
Inhumanly patient, I waited forever to bring this
And my advise is lock your doors and mind ya business
[Chorus]
I waited for Halloween, so I can bug out
Smoke out this lunatic and rip your fuckin' throat out
I waited for Halloween, because it feels right
Full moon illuminated in the sky at night
I waited for Halloween, so I can bug out
Smoke out this lunatic and rip your fuckin' throat out
I waited for Halloween, because it feels right
Full moon illuminated in the sky at night

[Verse 3: Monoxide]
I don't give a fuck, I'm painted up every motherfuckin' day
On the bridge, throwing pumpkins at the cars on the freeway
I'm smoking squares, snatching heads instead of bags
Leaving candles in your necks so I can light and take a drag
Patiently waiting for the season to arrive
And when it does, run for cover
'Cause everybody suffers and dies
I bake your body like a pumpkin seed
And pass it out like pieces of candy on Hallow's Eve

[Verse 4: Jamie Madrox]
Yo, I'm a fucking schizo, I got a pet dead head
And I feed it quarter bags of Doritos
A lunatic waitin', never said I was on the channel
Everybody is, but that's okay, 'cause it don't matter
Waited for Halloween to get loose
And wrap a rope around your neck
And make a comfortable noose
And watch you swing, terrified of everything
From the dark to the lyrics in the songs that we sing
[Interlude: Bill Cosby]
You ever taste lint-covered licorice taffy apple popcorn peanut orange donut peppermint divinity fudge all globbed together in one big gritty gooey wad? Oh

[Chorus]
I waited for Halloween, so I can bug out
Smoke out this lunatic and rip your fuckin' throat out
I waited for Halloween, because it feels right
Full moon illuminated in the sky at night
I waited for Halloween, so I can bug out
Smoke out this lunatic and rip your fuckin' throat out
I waited for Halloween, because it feels right
Full moon illuminated in the sky at night

[Outro: Bill Cosby]
And what about my poor brother Russel who's trapped in a room full of millions of alligators and snakes and spiders and giant space squid and-
Okay okay, I hear what you say, I'm going up there and ringing that door bell
No, No