[Intro: Monoxide]
I'm a freak (I'm a freak)
I'm a creep (I'm a creep)
I'm a weirdo (I'm a weirdo)
So welcome to the freak show

[Verse 1: Bukshot]
Fuck this guy next to me if he don't like a weirdo
I was born to bring the heat and it's like Rob De Niro
I'm watching comic-book men and I fear no hater talking shit I got a barrel he can deep-throat (grr)
They never shoulda opened my cage (I'm loose)
Call the zoo cause these people are afraid (they're afraid)
I'm different, make no mistake
Open up your mouth, I just might toss in a grenade (a grenade)
I got dumdums in the heater
Say it ain't so (it ain't so) I'm on my Weezer
Plus I brought my bitch to this I think she wanna meet ya (woop)
Banana clips and we ain't talking 'bout Chiquita (haha)
Acting fake gets me angry like birds (like birds)
Swinging for your face and your vision might blur (might blur)
I've seen that look before and I can tell you're way shook (ugh)
I guarantee you won't be checking in on Facebook

[Chorus: Jamie Madrox & Monoxide]
What the fuck you looking at
Don't act like you ain't never seen
A freak show
Blow your little pretty world to smithereens
I'm a freak, I'm a weirdo, I'm a creep, not trynna be a hero
I don't care what they might think about us I'm just being me
A freak show
I'll chop 'em up in pieces like a war marine
I'm a freak, I'm a weirdo, I'm a creep, so welcome to the freak show
[Verse 2: Jamie Madrox]
I'll get you higher than coke lands and lower than low-lifes
So watch as I nose-dive and kamikazi your whole grind
East-side three-wide flip a bitch like a peace sign
And I ain't even talking G rides
Murder fit, you heard of it, you better learn a bit or get a tourniquet for the autograph and the murder shit
Twiztid and Bukshot, freak-shows and weirdos smoking on a bag of that what-not

[Verse 3: Monoxide & Jamie Madrox]
S-s-sick and psychotic a lunatic laughs hysterically
Fucked up and back from the grave every time they stare at me
Broken wings don't carry me but I fly to the blood red sky and sit in the center of darkness and constantly wonder why
I'm a freak show
Neck in the noose I refuse the dead go
Strange individuals so the label us weirdos
Bukshot, them Twiztid boys they out cold
Cause they'll scare you to the cold and even your soul froze like a freak show

[Chorus: Jamie Madrox & Monoxide]
What the fuck you looking at
Don't act like you ain't never seen
A freak show
Blow your little pretty world to smithereens
I'm a freak, I'm a weirdo, I'm a creep, not trynna be a hero
I don't care what they might think about us I'm just being me
A freak show
I'll chop 'em up in pieces like a war marine
I'm a freak, I'm a weirdo, I'm a creep, so welcome to the freak show
[Verse 4: Bukshot]
Got my Jason mask on, yeah I'm all that (I'm all that)
Machete and a pump and a ball-bat (ball-bat)
With this talking shit better fall back (fall back)
Walking freak show yeah I'm on that (on that)
Got some blood in my eye but I can see the truth
Ain't too many who can fuck with me outside the booth
If you fucking with me ninjas let me hear ya whoop (whoop whoop)
Come on like (whoop whoop) yeah
You's a bitch for thinking you could hang with this clique
Buk and Twiztid getting wicked, bring the sickness
Every night is Halloween, I'm into sick shit
Put you on a torture table banging misfits
Disrespecting me is something I hate
Acting like a pussy is just something I can't
Music is the beautiful woman that I rape
We got shotguns, blood and some black and white paint
Come on

[Chorus: Jamie Madrox & Monoxide]
What the fuck you looking at
Don't act like you ain't never seen
A freak show
Blow your little pretty world to smithereens
I'm a freak, I'm a weirdo, I'm a creep, not trynna be a hero
I don't care what they might think about us I'm just being me
A freak show
I'll chop 'em up in pieces like a war marine
I'm a freak, I'm a weirdo, I'm a creep, so welcome to the freak show