[Verse 1: Jamie Madrox]
So many sizes, shapes and silly faces
Everything from glasses to braces
Short hair, long hair, red, brown or blonde
A fascination, fixation, with heads I am fond
I geek collect them, talk to 'em, protect 'em
None of my heads ever get damaged, not at all
Some show up rough and don't make the cut and never see the shelf on the wall
I like the big eyes just like anime
The ones that speak loud volume, still with no words to say
I like the big lips, even if thеy're closed
But I don't prefеr a big nose, but on this occasion I suppose seeing how the eyebrows are still intact
I put it on the shelf and see how the other heads react
They can be pissy and catty to most of the new
And they've only accepted a seldom few
Still I get to see all of you

[Chorus: Jamie Madrox]
And I don't wanna get ahead of myself
But all important things to me are on my favorite shelf
I got heads from around the world, I got quite a collection
(I got heads on a shelf)
And I don't even wanna swat no flies
So they all take a bath in the formaldehyde
I got heads from around the world, I got quite a collection
(Sniff! I got heads on a shelf)
[Verse 2: Monoxide]
If you know me then you gon' see that I'm a slacker of epic purportings
Even the song we're recording, I'm still writing
Been hoardin' heads inside of a boarding shed
The star of the morning said "it's better when more is dead"
But now I got so many pretty different kinds, many hard to find
Rails everywhere, but it's so unorganized
My momma said you should be more like your brother Jamie
Jamie got all his heads in order, maybe copy him like a tape recorder
I used to run border to border like bass lines
Popping up like Facetime, one swack it's game time
You probably find some blood down by my waistline
That's where I let the blade hide
I said I am, but I ain't fine
These fucking heads are in my way every day now
I guess I better go and figure out a way, huh?
To get them on the shelf and out the shed by the end of the day, bruh (cool)

[Chorus: Jamie Madrox]
And I don't wanna get ahead of myself
But all important things to me are on my favorite shelf
I got heads from around the world, I got quite a collection
(I got heads on a shelf)
And I don't even wanna swat no flies
So they all take a bath in the formaldehyde
I got heads from around the world, I got quite a collection
(Sniff! I got heads on a shelf)
And I don't wanna get ahead of myself
But all important things to me are on my favorite shelf
I got heads from around the world, I got quite a collection
(I got heads on a shelf)
And I don't even wanna swat no flies
So they all take a bath in the formaldehyde
I got heads from around the world, I got quite a collection
(Sniff! I got heads on a shelf)