[Intro: Jamie Madrox, Monoxide]
Twiztid, G4
First time ever, legendary status
It's the first time it's ever going down

[Verse: Jamie Madrox]
I'm twisted like a bread tie on a bread bag
That says "Wonder on the side," wonder why, wonder why
I'm inquisitive, I always think that everybody's dissing me
And if I'm right, at least that means they're all listening
Jamie Madrox hit me on his celly
In L.A. 'bout to blow out and wile like Peter Petrelli
That's my road dog, M-O-N-O (Yo)
And if you don't know him, motherfuck it and fuck y'all

[Outro: Jamie Madrox, Monoxide]
I played Call of Duty since I was two
They ain't let me on the game though
That's alright, though
I shot like two hundred and fifty thousand people
In a span of thirty seconds
This motherfucker's got crazy kills on PS3, that's what he does
I met John Madden, and I kidnapped his ass
Stole the new Madden '07
But wait, that's old
He stole his ghetto pass
Straight up out of John Madden's back pocket
I wanted to get a freestyle dance
Oh, okay, let's do the freestyle dance
Look right there