First Date Farts (Don’t Shit, Don’t Shit, Don’t Shit)

I got first date farts
Dancing in my butt
He thinks he's getting me wet
But not like you'd expect

But not like you, when I think I'm gonna blast
I put his hand over my ass
And remember what my mom said

"Don't shit, don't shit, don't shit, don't shit"
Mama, I don't think I'm strong enough
He's gonna make me blow, mama
Oh I got first date farts in my butt

At the end of the night
He looked deep into my eyes
I was so nervous, I thought I'd die
He ran his fingers up my thigh, and said

"Please shit, please shit, please shit, please shit"
Mama, I think I found the one
He's gonna makе me blow, mama
Please shit, plеase shit, please shit, please shit
Mama, I think I found the one
He's gonna make me blow, mama
Oh I got first date farts in my butt
Oh I got first date farts in my butt