Rubbin’ and a Tuggin’ My Nips

Forgive me, Father
For I have sinned
I've been tuggin' these nips
And I'm rubbin' them again

(See you in hell)
(I don't give a shit)
I'm just a-rubbin and a-
Tuggin' my fuckin' nips!
Oh, golly (oo-ooh!)
My fuckin' nips are bleeding

(See you in hell)
I don't give a shit
I'm just-a rubbin' and a-tuggin' my fuckin' nips!
The doctor said "You need to stop
Or you can kiss those nips goodbye."

I said "Hey, Doc
You can eat a cock
And tell your wife I'm coming by!"
(Whooooo!)

(See you in hell)
(I don't give a shit)
I'm just a-rubbin and a-
Tuggin' my fuckin' nips!
Oh, golly
Hey, yeah, yeah
I've heard it all before
"You can't tug your nips
In the department store"
You dolts are fuckin boring
I cannot lie
I'll be tugging on these things
'Til I fuckin' die

(See you in hell)
(I don't give a shit)
I'm just a-rubbin and a-
Tuggin' my fuckin' nips!
Oh, that fuckin' stings

Tuggin', rubbin'
Bruising and bleeding
My nips are receding, oh Lord
That fucking stings
I'm just a-rubbin and a-
Tuggin' my fuckin' nips!

Whoa, rubbin' and tuggin'
Tuggin' and rubbin'
Bruising and bleeding
My nips are receding
Oh, Lord!
That fuckin' stings
(Tell your wife I'm comin' by!)
Woo!