[Intro]
Just your left hand
Just your right hand

[Verse 1]
A hypnotist put me under a spell
To be the sickest lyricist to ever exist
And the plot twist: he had a heart attack and died
Before he could stab me out of it
Recognised by Mensa and the Catholic Vatican
As a prophet and a keeper of God's pen
Prestigious religious shadow advocate
Cursed with a sacrilegious mind that is deep, and a conjoined twin
Not fully developed living in my brain that takes over while I'm asleep
God's pen in either hand, make paper pages combust, thus
Shitting all over your best work without a courtesy flush

[Verse 2]
(Let's go in!)
Your favorite garbage artist I will eventually kill
Test me by saying I won't, signed: a n***a that definitely will
You cannot outwrite me
The sentence that makes it hard for you to keep sober
My left hand scribes till exhaustion
And the right one is called in to take over
Slept and then I woke up Sunday morning, feeling that I ?slight ease?
For breakfast leftover carne asada prepared with white cheese
Reverse your flame, n***a, I am unmatched
Learned at an early age never to be afraid and never to get attached
Was grounded until I applied to conduct myself properly
Energy startling, I was so wired no need to pay for power on the property
[?] cherubims adore the way that the crown of thorns adorn Chi
I shall ignore thee, I'm done explaining
Heaven has a restraining order on me
The ex your wife claims she hates
Buzzing as either hand creates
In punchlines I en-swamp like mosquito larvae prefer to incubate
Imaginative, terrificly gifted to the point that I can no longer balance it
There were nights that I actually prayed to be just a little less talented
[Verse 3]
AMBImonstreous, cerebral is a whole type different
So underground, eat cereal out a bowl slower than stalagtite drippin'
I spit a simple verse at the Earth and it caused a violent moshpit
How can you question anyone's work ethic with end results as perfect as my shit?
Techniques are contagious like koala bears in chlamydias
I'm insidious, feeling like I'm rhyming in a colosseum full of thriving idiots
Really, [?] you can't be serious, with that material you deserve to die
More than any human being breathing that I have adamantly personally witne-nessed
Mortally more morbidly severely severed my art artery
Mama said I never thought when I endulged in dark full skullduggery
Killing spree, working at the highest level of discretion and total depression
There is no religion invented to protect the aforementioned
I'm drowning in talent and the water that fills my lungs is pure hate
Going for the one-time price of your sold soul
Inserting a verbal mercury, impossible for the hand to hold
Lyric Jesus, your final exam
Your prayers are like e-mails to God but he's sendin' 'em straight to spam

[Verse 4]
(Keep going!)
Karens loving all of them true crime podcasts
But want to call cops when the innocent minority walk past that lawn and grass
So politically connected, I can indict the fears living inside of my nightmares
And should'a never been let off of my hi-res psych meds
Release tear gas bullets that'll only miss you by a couple of inches
Care less what your DJ twitches, my nervous system literally twitches
Spit bile acidic and I politi-tick the power set, an operatic wild n***a
That requires constant optic professional supervision
Damian omen till I'm an old man, won't be outshined by no man
I rhyme till I'm sweating out a puddle like I'm standing in a dead snowman
The fine I had totalled doing legendary lines of dope and coke yo
Like Heath Ledger playing the role of the Joker
But I refuse to asphyxiate, overdose and croak low
Left hand and right hand scribble speeding RPMs
My social media bring out more trolls than J.R. Tolkien's
I came to the event with a notebook full of sin
My left hand make you pack it up
My right hand making crowds pack it in