[Intro: DJ Paul]
Shit, Lord have motherfucking mercy
This bitch is beeping the motherfucking shit out of me dog
How the fuck this bitch get my motherfucking - aww, hell naw
This bitch must of got my motherfucking number out my n***a beeper when he was 'sleep
Motherfucking worrisome ass bitch beep the shit out of me man!
Every time I turn around this motherfucking beeper going off
I'm finna throw this motherfucking beeper out the motherfucking window

[Hook: DJ Paul]
She's a two-way freak, a two-way freak
She goin' through your beeper when she knowin' you asleep
She's a two-way bitch, a two-way bitch
She wastin' up your characters and talkin' 'bout shit
She's a two-way freak, a two-way freak
She beamin' up your boys for her own private creep
She's a two-way bitch, a two-way bitch
She wastin' up your characters and talkin' 'bout shit

[Verse 1: DJ Paul]
Now don't you really hate when somebody be two wayin' you
And plus you knowin' for a fact that you ain't gave 'em them the number too
She just a groupie ass ho, that's all up on your grind
Wastin' characters, puttin' shit like "You was on my mind"
I'm hitting back, look here lil' momma, you wastin' yo time
And plus the gat's at the fucking house so don't be wastin' mine
Especially ones with the pages that be unlimited
That do you wrong, 'cause they bill gon' stay the same, you dig?
They some two-way freaks and they out to wam
Hitchu up at like 4 in the morning, you be like god damn
Or were you riding down the street side to side, 'cause this ho 'bout to wreck
I'm 'bout to throw this Motorola out the window
I'm gettin' tired of this bitch, what you want from me?
Gave you to my dog, but you still beep the shit outta me
All in front of yo man, claimin' you talkin' to yo girl
He don't know, 'cause you specialize in this, you's a two-way ho fo sho
[Hook: DJ Paul]
She's a two-way freak, a two-way freak
She goin' through your beeper when she knowin' you asleep
She's a two-way bitch, a two-way bitch
She wastin' up your characters and talkin' 'bout shit
She's a two-way freak, a two-way freak
She beamin' up your boys for her own private creep
She's a two-way bitch, a two-way bitch
She wastin' up your characters and talkin' 'bout shit

[Verse 2: Juicy J]
They call me the juice, the known chicken lover
A gigglo at night, that's always in trouble
I cruise around the city, I'm rollin' up the sticky
I'm ridin' 22's, and I love big titties
Gel and weave, gel and weave
If she from the hood, then she down wit' me
She got gel and weave, gel and weave
Wit' a big round ass, I'm yo man to be
As I'm rollin' down the block, a player gotta beep
That said "I wanna fuck", a two-way freak
Her name is Rhonda Perry, who works at the dairy
Her chewin is da bomb, but her face looks scary
I'm pushin' down the street, tryin' to make it to her house
And then I gotta beep from my freak named Minnie Mouse
They call her Minnie Mouse, she live in Peppertrees
She eat a lot of cheese, if you hit it she'll squeak
[Hook: DJ Paul]
She's a two-way freak, a two-way freak
She goin' through your beeper when she knowin' you asleep
She's a two-way bitch, a two-way bitch
She wastin' up your characters and talkin' 'bout shit
She's a two-way freak, a two-way freak
She beamin' up your boys for her own private creep
She's a two-way bitch, a two-way bitch
She wastin' up your characters and talkin' 'bout shit

[Verse 3: La Chat]
Early in the mornin' my two-way is jumpin'
Wit' these petty worrisome some boys, that ain't wanting nothing
Wastin' up my characters, you don't have to pay for this
I ain't got no time for no, whatchu doin'? Messages?
Goin' to the bathroom, two-way on the TV
Come back, it's my baby daddy tryin' to see who's beepin' me
Dog, that's a no, no, get yo stuff, you gotta go
Scrollin' through my two-way, it's like scrollin' through my cash flow
La' Chat in the club, boys they be tryin' to holla
Don't know how to act, gotta two-way on yo collar
Askin' can you get a beep, hell naw, not at all
You'll be that dude that'll make me throw my junk into the wall
I use it for business, sometimes it's for pleasure
I can make exceptions when you want to spend that chedda
If you want to hit me up, make sure that it's worth a hit
Or you will not get responded, I don't mess with two-way tricks
[Hook: DJ Paul]
She's a two-way freak, a two-way freak
She goin' through your beeper when she knowin' you asleep
She's a two-way bitch, a two-way bitch
She wastin' up your characters and talkin' 'bout shit
She's a two-way freak, a two-way freak
She beamin' up your boys for her own private creep
She's a two-way bitch, a two-way bitch
She wastin' up your characters and talkin' 'bout shit