DJ Native’s Apple Pie

Eat ‘em up, eat ‘em up, eat ‘em up, yum yum

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch

You must first invent the universe (the, the, the universe)

I’m not used to baking five or six apple pies at once

That doesn’t make sense

Is that, may I smell?

Come on!

Naw, it smells like a used diaper filled with Indian Food!

What does it taste? Create a scratch, scratch record

That smells like, smells like fresh food, fresh, fresh food

Well first, we’re gonna need trumpets

And now it’s looking completely different

Right now, I’d like to return to the

Apple pie

Suppose I could have a piece?



It’s rich!

It’s colour is gold and yellow!

What a pie!

That’s a prettier pie than I ever baked

And look how flakey it is!

Yum

Man, that’s some apple pie!