[Spoken Intro]
Billie Eilish:
Thanks, um, so this is my brother FINNEAS, and, um, since the beginning we have written and recorded everything together and he produces everything and that's just how it has always been and it's amazing, and yeah, my best friend in the world, love you so much

FINNEAS:
Love you too

Billie Eilish:
Thanks for being here, yeah, um, ok, next, yeah?
This song's called "THE GREATEST"

[Verse 1]
I'm trying my best
To keep you satisfied
And, let you get your rest
While I stayed up all night

[Pre-Chorus]
And you don't wanna know
How alone I've been
Let you come and go
Whatever state I'm in, ah

[Chorus]
Man, am I the greatest?
My congratulations
All my love and patience
All my admiration
And all the times I waited
For you to want me naked
I made it all look painless
Man, am I the greatest?
[Post-Chorus]
Hm
Oh-oh, hm

[Verse 2]
I'm doing what's right
Without a reward
And we don't have to fight
When it's not worth fighting for, mm

[Pre-Chorus]
And you don't wanna know
Just what I would've done, mm
Anything at all
Worse than anyone
Ooh, woah

[Chorus]
Man, am I the greatest?
My congratulations
All my love and patience
All my admiration
All the times I waited
For you to want me naked
I made it all look painless
Man, am I the greatest?
[Bridge]
Greatest, ah, ooh
The greatest
I, ooh, I
I loved you
And I still do
Just wanted passion from you
Just wanted what I gave you
I waited
And waited, ooh

[Outro]
Man, am I the greatest?
God, I hate it
All my love and patience
Unappreciated
And you said your heart was jaded
Like you couldn't even break it
I shouldn't have to say it
You could've been the greatest