[Verse 1]
Smile for the camera
We know how to make you shine
You'll be the face of glamour
Just don't try to speak your mind

[Pre-Chorus]
We'll fix you every way
For every Saturday
And every winter, you'll be slimmer

[Chorus]
But I don't wanna be a winner
I don't wanna be a winner
I'd rather be a fucking splinter
Play like a beginner
I ain't no give-inner

[Post-Chorus]
No, no
No, no
No, no
No, no

[Verse 2]
Keep your pretty chin up
Keep your eyes on the prize
Sew your pretty mouth shut
Don't move until the plaster dries
[Pre-Chorus]
Turn you into a statue
Go to increase your value
And in the winter sun you glimmer

[Chorus]
But I don't wanna be a winner
I don't wanna be a winner
I'd rather be a fucking splinter
Play like a beginner
I ain't no give-inner
I don't wanna be a winner
No, I don't wanna be a winner
I'd rather be a fucking splinter
Play like a beginner
I ain't no give-inner

[Post-Chorus]
No, no
No, no

[Bridge]
I know, I know you said
Go on, go on play dead
Get out, get out my head
Get out, get out
I know, I know you said
Go on, go on play dead
Get out, get out my head
Get out, get out
[Chorus]
But I don't wanna be a winner
I don't wanna be a winner
I'd rather be a fucking splinter
Play like a beginner
I ain't no give-inner
I don't wanna be a winner (I don't wanna be)
No, I don't wanna be a winner (I don't wanna be a winner)
I'd rather be a fucking splinter (I'd rather be a)
Play like a beginner (I'd rather be a)
I ain't no give-inner (I'd rather be a winner)

[Post-Chorus]
No, no
No, no (No, no)
No, no, no
No, no (Oh no)
No, no (I know, I know you said)
No, no (Go on, go on play dead)
No, no (Get out, get out my head)
No, no (Get out, get out)