[Verse 1]
Playing Candy Crush to make myself sweet
I don't need real life to distract me
The bullying, the hassle, the politics
I'm gonna kick those thoughts away like Mileena in MKX
Beat the boss like it's Donald Trump, fight like Melanie Martinez
Gaming is my peace time so I don't have to worry
I really need some ASMR, ah, of course

[Chorus]
I'm a gamer boy, I enjoy texting my friends
Looking at posts while drinking hot chocolate
Fans gonna cheer online for Billie Eilish
We can hide our faces with a mask and a costume
Fans gonna scream
Fans gonna scream
For the gamer boy

[Verse 2]
Talking to my friend Carlito, let's give them applause
The storms gonna storm but they won't storm on me
Joseph and Kevin, ah, get them the heck off of my success train
Staying cooped up inside so I can record my music
Thank you, thank you for all the support

Chorus
I'm a gamer boy, I enjoy texting my friends
Looking at posts while drinking hot chocolate
Fans gonna cheer online for Billie Eilish
We can hide our faces with a mask and a costume
Fans gonna scream
Fans gonna scream
For the gamer boy