[Verse 1]
Well I’ve heard there was a sneaky gent
Who yearned to be in Smash Ultimate
Then learned he wouldn’t be able to WAAA
Who made the cut?
The nerd, the prude, the never-was, the always-n***
The ones who’d never utter “WALLELUJAH.”

[Chorus]
Wallelujah, Wallelujah…
Assist Trophy Waluigi

[Verse 2]
But baby, I’ve been here before
You opted for the ptеrosaur
Some squid thing showed up and the fans said “BOOYAH!”
I said “An Echo would bе fine”
But you said, “Too bad! Daisy time!”
It’s a cold and it’s a broken Wallelujah!

[Chorus]
Wallelujah, Wallelujah…
Wallelujah, Waluigi

[Verse 3]
Now maybe I’d be way too strong
I’d top the tier lists all day long
But even so, who the heck asked for Pichu!? WAAA
Why won’t you let me make my case to
Punch some mascots in the face?
Ahh, go “assist” yourself! Bah! Wallelujah!
[Chorus]
Wallelujah, Wallelujah
Wallelujah. Waluigi...

“Waaa. Whatever. Waluigi will go destroy everyone in Mario Tennis Aces instead.”