[Verse 1]
Hands and knees
Scrubbing dirt off the men's room floor
The automatic urinal flush comes on
And I get sprayed in the face

[Bridge]
New thoughtful ways to degrade
Wheezing and eyes glazed

[Verse 2]
I bunk off in a fog of human residue
To write poetry about how much I hate my job
"Do you have PPE for self-esteem?"
"Do you have PPE for self-esteem?"