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Fist Me ’til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth (2020)
I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me - Part I: Bicker Man
I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me - Part II: Stretch Armstonk
I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me - Part III: The Bards Mard
I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me - Part IV: Just Potatoes
I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me - Part V: Yellow Donut Doggo
I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me - Part VII: Merry Sage of Perspective
I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me - Part VIII: Mince (Hack Into The Mainframe)
The Best
Flower In Hand
The Yolk That Fell Out
Yuppie Gloup
Ego Is A Phoenix
Boosep
Just A Worm
Egg and Spoon
Cringey Wincer
Deep Down I’m Really Mark Smith
Wearing Beige On A Grey Day (2019)
I’ll Have Some In A Bit
Jk
The Poured Boy of Kutná Hora
Blood
Unassimilated Normie
Doubt
Drippy Droopy Pigeonhole
It Was a Swift Not a Swallow (I Never Listen)
All My Political and Spiritual Beliefs in Less Than One Minute
Shameless Money Grab (2018)
I’ll Have Something In A Bit
Cat Food
Mushroomz
Blood
Egg on face. Foot in mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling. (2017)
A Soreness So Familiar It Soon Becomes Unquestioned
Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
When You Eat Yourself, First Start With Your Head Up Your Arse
Woodchuck
Who Am I???1
Everything Is Getting Very Snake 2
A Phony in a World of Holden Caulfields
Tin Foil Hat Crew At The Student House
Goku Is Cool
Anti-Capitalism Is A Great Marketing Technique
Thoughts on Self-Described DIY Bands Engaging With A Profit-Based Print Media
An Academics Lament On Barbie
Fuck You James
Pr8y Boi
Life Is Life and That’s So Deep
Roll-on Deoderant
Story of the Lizard and the Sock
Don’t Piss On Me, I’m Already Dead (2016)
Forlorn Leghorn
Squeezing The Damp Tea Towel To Its Final Few Drips
There All Is Aching
I Am In Great Pain, Please Help Me
Love
A Deer Mistaking Candles For Headlights
Me Me Me (Boo Hoo)
Hate
Your Own Worst Enemy Critic
Self(ish)
Baby Self-Absorbed
Falling Down A Hole
Embarrassing Early Recordings (2014)
Is That Crazy Enough For Ya’? Want Me To Shit On The Floor?
Lepidopterophobia
I Don’t Know About What Happened... (Because Once You Start Writing It All Becomes Fiction)
Blur
Drunk & Lonely On A Sofabed
Coffee and Blunts
Shameless Valentines Money Grab (2014)
Olivers Theme
Coffee and Blunts
Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday And Everyday Is Stupid (2013)
Only Everyone Can Judge Me
Song for a Guilty Sadist
If I Were You I’d Be Throwing Up
Crywank Are Posers
I Am a Familiar Creak in Your Floorboards
Obsessive Muso With No Friends
Memento Mori
“Who Is Thomas Saunders and Why Is He Significant in Your Writings?”
I’m a Cliché
GB Eating GB Whilst Listening to GB
Deep Down I’m American Werewolf
Notches
Waste
Do You Have PPE for Self-Esteem?
This Song Title Was Too Long (So Now It’s Shorter)
Leech Boy
I Am Shit
Just a Snail
Tour Demos 2013 (2013)
Only Everyone Can Judge Me
Memento Mori
I’m a Cliché
GB Eating GB Whilst Listening to GB
Notches
Privately Owned Spiral Galaxy
Narcissist On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown (2012)
Now I’m Sad (Boo Hoo)
Care Not for Your Clubnights
Thomas Saunders Lloyd Webber
Nostril Tampon
The Only Way I Could Save Myself Now Is If I Start Firebombing
Little Creepy
It’s OK, I Wouldn’t Remember Me Either
Deep Down I’m Really Kirk Van Houten
You Couldn’t Teach Me Integrity
I Daren’t Call This Stoner (2011)
Thomas Saunders Lloyd Webber
Little Creepy
James Is Going To Die Soon (2010)
Welcome To Castle Irwell
You Won’t Meet A Girl Sat In Your Room Listening To Music (But Some Songs Can Still Give You Butterflies)
Pope Alexander
18
Hikikomori
An Intimate Message
Late Night People Watching
Harvey Milk Shit on the Table
Zains, Cam4, Wah Wah And Sirens
Thomas Saunders Gang Chant
Others
Hi Dan How R U Miss U
I Am A Familiar Creek In Your Floorboards
Memento Mori
Momento Mori
Monarch of the Glen(da)
Waste / I Am A Familiar Creak In Your Floorboards
Welcome To Castle Eughggughghgughg
How Do
Part 1
Talking 1
Trying To Pass Off Playing Merge Games As A Form Of Meditation
Everyone Liked Me When I’m Alone
GB Eating GB Whilst Listening To GB
I Dance To Trance In Garbage Pants (Daggermouth)
Thinking About A Potentially Awkward Interaction With An Old Friend
I Left You To Fuck A Hole I Dug In The Earth
On My Mind by Kylie V by Crywank
Talking 2
GB Eating GB While Listening to GB
If I Were You I’d Be Throwing Up
One Hundred Million Years Ago A Hero Crossed The Land
Part 2
Welcome To Castle Irwell (Live To Curious & Drunk Neighbours)
Memories Elephant
Talking 3
Chainmail
Privately Owned Spiral Galaxy
Youreyeah (Title Fight)
Baby Self Absorbed
Cool Knife Bro
song for a guilty polyamorist
I Am A Familiar Creek In Your Floorboards
I Am A Rockstar Who Is Really Cool And Sexy
Ms Jackson (Outkast)
Oliver’s Theme (Live)
Two Ships (The Anarchist Pizza Society Cover)
All My Political and Spiritual Beliefs in Less Than One Minute
Crumpledbigskin
Break Stuff (Limp Bizkit)
Commodified Dissent as an Act of Resistance (Or the Many Disappointments of The Fictional Band of Hypocrites Known as Ultra Bono)
Crumpledbigskin
Dan Talking About Crisps (Live)
Part 2
Graph Paper (Algorhythms)
The Story Of The Lizard And The Sock
Song For A Guilty Sadist
18
Estoy Triste
Lepidopterophobia (Demo)
Nostril Tampon
Pr8y Boi
An Academics Lament On Barbie
JK
Just A Snail
Don’t Listen to This Song
Funeral Concept Album Track 2
Michael Jacksonn
Privately Owned Spiral Galaxy
now i’m sad (boo hoo)