[Verse 1]
When we first met, we always wanted to have sex
But now we just watch DVD boxsets
Wasting time together so we're not alone
When I say "I love you," I really mean "Don't leave me"
As long as you stay, I don't care if you believe me
Let's deal with this companionship to make things easy
Don't really know you, only what you've shown me
Just let me own you, and you can own me
This is nothing more than a love affair with ourselves
Stick around for the sake of my mental health

[Verse 2]
We can pretend like we're happy, pretend like we're good
And others can envy our boundless love
We will laugh because we tricked them
We will laugh because we suck
Endorphins are fading, the rush has died down
But convenience and loneliness keeps both of us around
We will turn off our brains when the other makes a sound
World sees us as a pair, but I don't really care
But you're my status, so I will keep you there
We'd run away for someone more attractive in our lives
But in the meantime, we'll decorate each other's sides

[Chorus]
Love is fucking stupid and I hate you
Love, love is fucking stupid and I hate you
[Verse 3]
Don't really know you, only what you've shown me
Just let me own you, and you can own me
This is nothing more than a love affair with myself
Stick around for the sake of my mental health