[Speech]
Okay, this next song is not by Crywank, it's by my older brother but back when he was six years old. But it has a little rap in it that's by me so...

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm the coolest kid in town
I'm the coolest kid in town
No one in the world is as cool as me
I'm the coolest person in the galaxy
That's me

[Chorus]
So cool, so cool
So cool
So cool
(Chaka chaka chaka chaka chaka)

[Rap]
Some people say my flow is magical, like a rainbow
But I just brush it off and say, "if you say so"
But deep down I know I'm a child of the stars
Embody a fruitfull space moon god as I spit bars
Yeah I'm the future
Like odourless tuna
I'm newer, fresher, badder, redder than a strawberry Beretta
"Nice collеction of sweaters,"
They all say
And if you pay, you can wеar one for a day
Some say I'm a wet blanket
Well they can have it
'Cause they're all wet handkerchiefs used for brushing teeth, jealous of my padding
Yeah I'm uncomfortable asleep
And I'm only wet from all the people who are having sex on top of me
What do you think to Kermit the Frog
When I'm reincarnated, I wanna be a dog
I really hope I live to be a hundred and if I do
I hope my birthday is good
[Chorus]
So cool, so cool
So cool cool cool cool cool cool
So cool, so cool

{Outro]
When I have a wank
I have a poshy
Grey Poupon
Ferrero Rocher