[Verse 1]
Oh man, am I bleeding from my nose again?
I swear this happens every month
Mum and dad, they hooked me up
Oh man, is this thing rubber or plastic?
Or maybe a dead guy's?
Is that why it doesn’t grow?

[Chorus]
Oh mum, I know you only wanted boys
Can I feel it through my ball-sack?
I can feel it in my nose
Oh mum, I know you only wanted boys
Can I feel it through my ball-sack?
I can feel it in my nose

[Verse 2]
There is a line from my ovaries to my sinuses
And this thing on my front just disguises
My mother's insecurities
Young girls make her feel old

[Chorus]
Oh mum, I know you only wanted boys
Can I feel it through my ball-sack?
I can feel it in my nose
Oh mum, I know you only wanted boys
Can I feel it through my ball-sack?
I can feel it in my nose