I’ll be the piggy to bleed
String me up
On a hook like a piece of meat
Take everything that you need
Throw me down
To the ground with the chicken feed

You be the cat with the cream
Murder scene
In my Jeans
Time for a clean
I’ll fetch the milk for the queen
Rig me up
To your machine
Light the gasoline

I’ll kiss the ground at your feet
I’ll fetch you trinkets and treats
Tit bits and scraps
Give me a clap
I’ll be your Lap Dog
I’ll be the dog on your lead
Make me the pet that you feed
Tit bits and scraps
Out of your lap
Make me your lap dog
I like the way that you roll
In control of my soul
I’m a sacrifice
To all your needs and desires
I’m on fire and so gratefull when you treat me nice
And when I’m down at your feet
Don’t be sweet
Keep it neat
Why don’t you throw me a treat
Watch me beg on your floor
Begging for more
And when you’re done show me the door

I’ll kiss the ground at your feet
I’ll fetch you trinkets and treats
Tit bits and scraps
Give me a slap
I’ll be your Lap Dog
I’ll be the dog on your lead
Make me the pet that you feed
Tit bits and scraps
Out of your lap
Make me your lap dog


When feeding time comes
Feed me real good
With the fruit that you keep secret
Under your hood
Teach me to reach the honey
Deep in the cave
Flood me with nectar
Wave after Wave

I’ll be your lap dog
Make me your lap dog
I’ll be your lap dog
Make me your lap dog
I’ll be your lap dog
Make me your lap dog
I’ll be your lap dog