There she was, Leopard skin coat
Tryin’ a catch a ride on the back of my boat
I tried to act cool, a little remote
But she had me on a hook on the end of her rope
Standing in the line wearing snake skin shoes
Crocodile tears singing white trash blues
She whispered in my ear
‘Honey this is the news, I ain’t got no time for no goody two shoes’

Come on take a ride
Come on take a ride
Come and take a ride on the trash can queen
Slipping down the slide
Tripping as we glide
But take a look inside of the trash can queen
The trash can queen, Yeah
The trash can queen, Yeah
The trash can queen, Yeah

When we kissed, the wind blew wild
I was turned into a man from a shakin’ boy child
Razor blade speakers, the music of love
An angel came upon me from the heavens above
Then I heard, the story so far
Wounded little bird, proppin’ up the bar
Left out in the garbage, Dragged all through the town
She’s a perfect fit, for the Trash Can Crown
Come on take a ride
Come on take a ride
Come and take a ride on the trash can queen
Slipping down the slide
Tripping as we glide
But take a look inside of the trash can queen
The trash can queen, Yeah
The trash can queen, Yeah
The trash can queen, Yeah

Slippin’ down the slide
Trippin’ as we glide
Take a look inside
Slippin’ down the slide
Trippin’ as we glide
Take a look inside
Slippin’ down the slide
Trippin’ as we glide
Take a look inside
Slippin’ down the slide
Trippin’ as we glide
Take a look inside

Come on take a ride
Come on take a ride
Come and take a ride
Slipping down the slide
Tripping as we glide
Take a look inside
Come and take a ride Yeah
Come and take a ride Yeah
Come and take a ride on the trash can queen
Come and take a ride Yeah
Come and take a ride Yeah
Come and take a ride on the trash can queen