AWESOME RAP BATTLES
Lincoln Loud & Clyde McBride
VS
Sanjay & Craig
BEGIN!

Lincoln Loud & Clyde McBride:
Oh wow It looks like we’re facing against these bob burgers rip offs
We didn’t think there’d be anyone worse than Wings in your jaw
Craig is used as a rope? Talk about animal abuse!
Man if Launa ever saw that-HA! I’m scared for you!
Out of all the crap to put online you chose a bunch of farts!
At least when Lori dusts the crops that smell is a work of art!
Fartwerk is not artwork! Screw beats you can smell!
I’d rather have loops of my nose bleeds, and I bet so would Belle

Sanjay & Craig (0:55 - 1:37):
Dude! What’s Sup? Miss us with that weak sauce!
Don’t wanna enjoy our sick barfs, that’s entirely your loss!
You two think you’re so cool with your space savvy and one eyed jocks
Sanjay and I are even cooler! We sweated summer in a box!
We have a degree for bringing rad parties, the awesomeness outta sight!
All you and your sisters do is argue and cause destruction day and night
You kids got nothing on us, just a promotion for birth control
Damn Sanjay, that roast was harsh! You’re on a roll
You destroyed a hotel, we brought life to a hospital!
You settled for a spot in a year book, we’ve got a spot on Youtube riddle!
The stupid temple show you were on, that dumb game of rolling on a log!
Y’all twerps got George Lopez! We got SNOOP DOOOOGGGGG!
Everyday we have something different! A surprise every episode
Meanwhile, I swear, Loud House just makes the neighbor implode!
Not that we expect anything shit from the Nickalodeon Harem
I’ll be calling you tifflips when you get high from arum
Lincoln Loud & Clyde (1:37 - 1:57):
Uh dr lopez can we get girls! In and out of house!
Get a bunch of splooge for belle! It’s a perfected gig!
HOLY SHAMOLEY, the only babes you get are pigs!
Luan Loud:
(laughing) DO YOU GUYS GET IT?

Both:
Clincon McCloud brings the heat every day!
Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack ready to enter the fray!
Sanjay and Craig, ooh, I’m shaking in my kakis
Sanjay and Craig, talk about Nick Jr Tacky!


Sanjay & Craig (2:18 - 2:28):
Five seasons in and you guys barely aged a year!
Speaks volumes for your lacking intelligence, I fear!
Gotta love it what kids think they own the block!
Both:
You twerp’s don’t own bumpkis! We’ll clean your clock!

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AWESOME RAP BATTLES!