Anonymous
Balkanization Award Speech
[The winner of this award was /vmg/ - Video Games/Mobile]
[Voiced by Pomathan]

Look, Hiro, let’s be real for a second: What were you trying to accomplish with this? Generally you create a solution to try and answer a problem, but the problem already had a solution in the form of /vg/. Did you think this board would be popular? Did you think it would be used? The coomer threads on /v/ haven’t stopped. The gacha shilling hasn’t stopped. You haven’t saved a damn thing. It serves no purpose.

The entire board is just month-old threads about the latest flavor of the month cash grab that’s going to hemorrhage its userbase ovеr the next year bеfore swiftly ending service. Threads upon threads upon dead threads of people fawning over bloated numbers and imaginary boat girls.

A medium won’t develop if it doesn’t have a standard on consumption. Phones are the lowest-common denominator. There’s no dexterity involved, there’s no tech buy-in, everyone has them already, hell, half the games literally play themselves.

So thanks for giving us another board I guess. I’ll try to remember it exists in the future.