[Verse 1]
In comparison to him, I'm just a peasant
From the moment he stepped into class, I felt my reputation
Slashed in half and stashed away beneath his presence
“I'm the coolest thing you'll ever know
So you can call me Chromeo
'Cause I'm lacking any awkward adolescence"
Kids smile from ear to ear
As they learn he was held back a year
For starting fights and failing all his lessons
With all my heart and all my youth
I pray to be as cool as you

[Chorus]
Hey, now, any day now
Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?
Hey, hey, now, lost my way now
All through the day, and into the night
He's got everything you wish you had to show
All the highs and none the lows
He's the boys, he's Chromeo
Everything you wish you had to show
All the highs and none the lows
He's the boys, he's Chromeo

[Verse 2]
Now if Chromeo says he needs a lover
Then girls were boring anyway
And maybe if I'm gay, he’ll say
I'm cool enough to hang with in the summer
School is pointless, don't ya know?
That's why I skip class with Chromeo
And we get high in his basement but I'm a bummer
'Cause I say I don't like how it feels
And Chromeo says that what appeals to him
Just may not appeal to my mother
I guess that's just the way it goes
Jumping bridge for Chromeo
[Chorus]
Hey, now, any day now
Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?
Hey, hey, now, lost my way now
All through the day, and into the night
He's got everything you wish you had to show
All the highs and none the lows
He's the boys, he's Chromeo
Everything you wish you had to show
All the highs and none the lows
He's the boys, he's Chromeo

[Bridge]
Stranger things have been taken too far
Oh Chromeo, sweet Chromeo
Don't break my fuckin’ heart

[Outro]
He's got everything you wish you had to show
All the highs and none the lows
He's the boys, he's Chromeo
Everything you wish you had to show
All the highs and none the lows
He's the boys, he's Chromeo
Everything you wish you had to show
All the highs and none the lows
He's the boys, he's Chromeo