[Verse 1]
Friday night, the party’s alright
But no one really gives a fuck if I don't end up showing up tonight
And I gotta say, that this week, has got me beat baby

[Pre-Chorus]
How come everything important, only happens when I'm dormant?
Why does everything that's neat only happen when I sleep?

[Chorus]
I'm at home in my bed alone
Thinking who's the one that's gonna take you home
Singing, baby, it's okay
It happens every day

[Verse 2]
Now I'm all for getting fucked up in a field
But there's just one issue; no walls to sink my roots into
And you say your fucking love is real
Yet I always catch you falling back
On hockey boys in baseball caps
With shit for brains it's a constant train of spitting, dip, and taking names
But, ohh, I'm still safe in my sheets

[Pre-Chorus]
Wondering why everything important only happens when I'm dormant?
Why does everything that's neat only happen when I sleep?
[Chorus]
What's it mean?
I'm at home in my bed alone, thinking who's the one that's gonna take you home
Singing, baby, it's okay
It happens every day

[Bridge]
Eyes that conspire, do no wrong
They just stare too long
As the knees, above my feet
Start to crease in my moment of clarity

[Refrain]
For now I see
That a pirate's life's the life for me
Yeah a pirate's life's the life for me
Yeah a pirate's life's the life for me
She said “What's it mean to be nineteen?”
I said sail the seas, all seven clean
Yeah a pirate's life's the life for me
Yeah a pirate's life's the life for me

[Outro]
Short and sweet
You and me
You and me live defeated 'til our feet hit the sand
Top the tide, to the wind screaming "Fuck the dry land"
Can't be beat, oh, just you and me