[Intro]
Stand or sit in front of your mirror
Take a deep breath
Hold it
And Exhale

[Verse 1]
She's been lonely for weeks, starting to think he doesn't care
They say “if you had better posture, then maybe he'd answer your prayers”
And now the times, when I see, the weight lift from the sides of her frown
She stands up too straight, Lord, and gravity just brings them back down

[Chorus]
A rumor, a tumor, is buried in the years
The first of the first, lord, its the worst of your fears
Adam, sweet Adam, starts to feel, a little weird
When Eve comes home with her belly button pierced

[Bridge]
Well I'm not dumb, but there's something going on here
Well I'm not dumb, but there's something going on here

[Verse 2]
Call it lust in the dust, but it's far from a pharaohs affair
The most beautiful girl, in all the world and you long for your hand in her hair
You sing cleo, sweet cleo, can I stay with you tonight
But when you turn down the lights, her anatomy just don't seem…quite right
[Chorus]
Oh it's a rumor, a tumor, buried in the years
The first of the first lord, it's the worst of your fears
Adam, sweet Adam, starts to feel, a little queer
When Eve comes home with her, belly button pierced