Fartin’ In My Bedroom All Alone (Thank God It’s Friday)

[Chorus]
Knock, knock, knock
No one's fucking home
I'm just fartin' in my bedroom all alone
Thank God it's Friday!
You can all eat my shit
I'm not leaving my room
So fuckin' get over it

[Verse 1]
If you need to reach me
I'll be in my room
I'll open the window
Show you the moon
As you scream, "Just come out, please!"
I'll stick out my butt
And unload mad feces

[Chorus]
No, no one's fucking home
I'm just fartin' in my bedroom all alone
Thank God it’s Friday
You can all eat my shit
I'm not leaving my room
So fuckin' get over it
[Verse 2]
Oh, one night when the moon was full
You came up to my room to see what you could do
I had my butt hanging out to drop mad heat
But I fuckin' fell and broke my neck on the street

[Verse 3]
And then you saved my life
I looked into your eyes and promised you that I would
Never ever, never ever, never ever, never ever, never ever
Never ever, never ever, never leave you

[Post-Chorus]
Yeah, right
Get fucked

[Chorus]
No, no one's fucking home
I'm just fartin' in my bedroom all alone
Thank God it’s Friday
You can all eat my shit
I'm not leaving my room
So fuckin' get over it
No, no one's fucking home
I'm just fartin' in my bedroom all alone
Thank God it's Friday
You can all eat my shit
I'm not leaving my room
So fuckin' get over it
[Outro]
Ha! Get fucked
Ha! Get fucked