You​’​re Gonna Learn a Lesson in This Delicatessen

[Verse 1]
Hey! Excuse me, motherfucker!
I ain't got all day!
It's not rocket science, bitch
You're just ordering a fuckin' sandwich
Just pick a bread! Make it quick!
Pick a meat, some fuckin' cheese, or suck my dick!

[Chorus]
You're gonna learn a lesson
In this delicatessen, oh
You're gonna learn a lesson
In this delicatessen, oh

[Post-Chorus]
Tick tock, the clock's running out
Now I gotta take this dickweed down!

[Verse 2]
It felt so fucking good
When I smashed your face into the counter
I think I saw Jesus Christ!
He said, "Make a sandwich out of that asshole's head"
I said, "Lord, give us our daily bread"
As I punchеd a stack of deli meats down his fuckin' throat
[Chorus]
You're gonna lеarn a lesson
In this delicatessen, oh
You're gonna learn a lesson
In this delicatessen, oh
(Yeah!) Check this out, bitch!

[Flute Solo]
Bitch
Bitch

[Bridge]
It's just bread, cheese, meat, and spread
Come on! Fuckin' use your head
It's just bread, cheese, meat, and spread
Come on! Fuckin' use your head
(It ain't fuckin' rocket science!)
Just pick a bread! Make it quick!
Pick a meat, some fuckin' cheese, or suck my dick!

[Chorus]
You're gonna learn a lesson
In this delicatessen, oh
You're gonna learn a lesson
In this delicatessen, oh
You're gonna learn a lesson
In this delicatessen, oh
You're gonna learn a lesson
In this delicatessen, oh
[Outro]
As I punched a stack of deli meats
Down his fuckin' throat
He started to choke
I said "...Yeah! Sorry."
"I gotta go!"
Lord, give us our daily bread!
Just fuckin' use your head!