Price Check Death Threat

Attention, attention shoppers!
Here! Fuck you!
Give them enough of this shit!

I grabbed my fuckin’ groceries
Got in the express line
Yeah! I got more than eleven items
Bitch, but I ain’t got the time!
Some bird fuckin chirped
“sir, you need to switch lanes!”
So I screamed here’s a coupon, slut!
Keep the fuckin’ change”!

I’ll be breaking your neck
As you lose all respect
You should’ve listened to my
Price check death threat

I’ll be breaking your neck
As you lose all respect
You should’ve listened to my
Price check death threat

I choked some guy in front of his family
He was moving like a snail, oh yeah
I put a plastic bag over his fucking head
And told him to inhale
I pulled his pants down on the conveyer belt
Put his head behind his knees
Slapped a UPC for baby peas
On his exposed ass… ass and ween

His wife watched completely mortified
As his children were scarred for life
As they watched their dad spread eagle
On the conveyer belt he glides

Like a baby getting their diaper changed
With a price tag on his balls and taint
Waiting to see if the barcode would read
Of course it didn’t so I screamed…
I guess it’s fucking free!

I’ll be breaking your neck
As you lose all respect
You should’ve listened to my
Price check death threat

I’ll be breaking your neck
As you lose all respect
You should’ve listened to my
Price check death threat
I’ll be breaking your neck
As you lose all respect
You should’ve listened to my
Price check death threat

Now I gotta take your wife and kids
To get some fucking ice cream and shit
Just to make them forget
What the fuck you just did

Bitch!